Disclaimer: Don't own, don't want to.
Warning: boys kissing boys and Kyo's dirty mouth
A/N: This was a request from a friend for Christmas, but I didn't manage that since I'm not much into Fruits Basket and I had other things to do XD So then she asked for it for her birthday (May 5) and I still didn't get it done by then but wrote it May 7 (I think) during Pre-Cal. She read it at lunch and seemed to like (laughed like a loon she did), so I thought I'd post it up here, although I changed quite a few things. Anyway, Enjoy!
Prompt: Kyo/ Hatsuharu, comedy, romance, flowers
"Kyo, are you here?" Hatsuharu called into the house from the doorway. A moment later, he heard someone tramping down the stairs none too gently.
An orange-haired boy stood at the food of the stairway, looking at the door in confused annoyance. "What are you doing here? And if it's for Yuki, that stupid rat's not here."
Hatsuharu grinned. "No no, I wanted to see you! I even brought you something!"
Kyo hesitantly walked forward, curious despite himself. "Why? And what?" he asked. A moment later he jumped back in surprise as a bouquet of flowers was thrust into his face. "What the hell is this?" he asked, eyes wide.
"A present from me," the white-haired boy answered with a smile. "Come on, take them."
Automatically, Kyo's hand closed around the flowers, still too shocked to answer. He soon regained his speech in a rather spectacular manner. "Why the hell are you giving me these? You think I'm a fucking girl?" he screeched.
Hatsuharu shrugged. "I felt like it and no, I don't think you're a girl," he answered with a lazy smile. "Now I believe I deserve a reward."
"Wha-" Kyo began, outraged, but was startled into silence by a pair of lips covering his own. He stood in shock for what seemed like hours, those warm lips pressed to his, before he managed to push the other boy off. "What the fuck?!?!" he roared, punching out blindly.
The other boy deftly dodged the sloppy punch, laughing. "Have a nice day," he said, and left. The orange-haired boy merely stood in the doorway, staring after him, confusion clear on his face.
A/N: So I hope that wasn't too terrible… like I said, I'm not much into Fruits Basket. But I kinda enjoyed writing this so it was alright :D Hope you liked it, Erica!