You start hyperventilating when you meet someone called Dave
You laugh every time the sound of music comes on
You went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive just to see what it would be like
You tried shaving your eyebrows, even though it says not too
Cat's are the best, especially Scottish wildcats
Or cross-eyed ones
You substitute boring words for PANTS
Everyone called Lindsey is wet
You compare you're friends to characters in the books
Fringes are annoying and fringy unless you have one
You know all the Disco Dances
The snogging scale is like the bible
You refer to the losing it scale 24/7
You read the glossaries at the end just for fun
Italian people are all homosexuals
You are desperate to visit Gaylords
The names of the books come naturally to you
You find yourself linking things you do to things Gee has done
You cried when Angus got ill in SITNOP
And cried again with happiness when he started to get better
Pop-tarts are you're Fave food
You know how to make Georgia's special 'Espresso'
And her French Toast
Big noses are cool
You call you're Boyfriend Hunky
and he calls you Po
