A/N. This is just 26 to start us off, they're not hilariously funny, but most of them should be true! Review you're ideas (the funnier the better) and I'll put you're name in the next A/N, I'll update when I next get 25 or so, including some more of mine. Hope you enjoy and agree with them… You know you're addicted to G.N when…

You start hyperventilating when you meet someone called Dave

You laugh every time the sound of music comes on

You went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive just to see what it would be like

You tried shaving your eyebrows, even though it says not too

Cat's are the best, especially Scottish wildcats

Or cross-eyed ones

You substitute boring words for PANTS

Everyone called Lindsey is wet

You compare you're friends to characters in the books

Fringes are annoying and fringy unless you have one

You know all the Disco Dances

The snogging scale is like the bible

You refer to the losing it scale 24/7

You read the glossaries at the end just for fun

Italian people are all homosexuals

You are desperate to visit Gaylords

The names of the books come naturally to you

You find yourself linking things you do to things Gee has done

You cried when Angus got ill in SITNOP

And cried again with happiness when he started to get better

Pop-tarts are you're Fave food

You know how to make Georgia's special 'Espresso'

And her French Toast

Big noses are cool

You call you're Boyfriend Hunky

and he calls you Po