It's a story full of my favorite movie and TV show quotes! Its rated K+ for a reason (the naughty word Elliot says in E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial)! Here they are!

Hannah Montana

Amber: (on Singing with The Stars) …And the Soviet Reunion!
Hannah Montana: You mean Russia?
Amber: Ah man! We're on there, too?

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Miley: (at a street fair) I've GOT to have these shoes!

Oliver: Why?

Miley: I'm a girl; they're shoes. Do the math.

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM (Lily lands on the couch after Miley teaches her cheerleading moves)
Jackson: How come when I landed on the couch like that you grounded me for a month?
Robbie Ray: Because you jumped from the piano.

Jackson: Fifteen feet – a new personal best for me!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM (Dolly Parton has a ringing noise coming from her head)

Miley: Aunt Dolly, I think your HAIR is ringing.

Dolly: Well hone, when you got pants as tight as mine, you gotta have SOMEHERE to put your phone!

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Lily: Did you just shove that pie in your face?
Miley/Hannah: (thinking fast) It's not a real pie. It's a foaming facial wash, um, pie.

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Oliver: (in his Hannah Montana loving stage) Good-bye, my love…

(Rips a Hannah Montana picture of the inside of his locker with another behind it)
Oliver: …Hello again!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Oliver: So how'd it go with Josh?
Miley: He LOVES Hannah Montana and they're gonna get married and…how do ya think it want, ya donut?!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Jackson: (Talking about Robbie Ray's girlfriend) Isn't she the realtor lady on the bench? You know, in front of the library?
Lily: Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady? Whoa! That's weird! She sells houses but yet, doesn't have one!
Jackson: I meant the AD on the bench, Miss Einstein!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM (After Miley laughs when she tells a lie)
TV Reporter: I LOVE that laugh of yours!
Hannah Montana: Yeah, you're gonna hear a LOT more of it!

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Robbie Ray: Jackson, I didn't think I'd say this to ANY of my kids, but, why DIDN'T you break up with your sister Jackson?

Miley: (Finds out that the boy she was dating is only eleven) But…but…you said you were graduating!

Willis: I AM!

Miley: Yeah, elementary school!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Oliver: (Trying to find out who's Miley and who's Luanne) Both of you, kiss me right now!

Luanne: (Smiling) Okay!

Miley: Gross!

Oliver: (Pointing) That's Miley.

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Hannah Montana: (Singing the National Anthem) Oh say can you see? By the dawn's early lights? Through yonder window breaks…

(Stares looking very embarrassed)

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Miley: (About an embarrassing sweater her dad gave to her) Tonight, it will mysteriously fall into the barbeque pit!
Lily: But what if it doesn't burn?

Miley: Please, I'll chop it up and EAT it if I have to!
Robbie Ray: Miley, come out here! I have something to show you!

Miley: If it's the matching pants, you're eating it with me!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Robbie Ray: (On his cell) We're rehearsing to meet the queen!

(The person on his phone talks)
Robbie Ray: No, not Latifah! The queen of England!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Lily: But the mall has cut clothes!
Miley: (Trying to convince Lily to come to the beach) But the beach has cute boys!
Lily: To the beach!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM (The rat is playing the piano)
Jackson: Dad, you've GOT to get rid of it!

Robbie Ray: You just CAN'T kill a rat with that kind of talent! Hey Linda, do you know "Achey, Breaky Heart"?

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Becca Waller: Hey, wait! WHY were you in my gym locker?
Miley in a chicken costume: Because I'm a baaaaad chicken!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Lily: GIVE ME AN N! GIVE ME AN O! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? No.

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Oliver: Stop staring at me! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Jake Fan: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE JAKE RYAN!

Jake: I guess my disguise didn't work.

Miley: Shocker!

HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Lily: You don't know how to act!
Miley: What are you talking about? I ACT like I'm not Hannah Montana. I ACT like Oliver's jokes are funny. And yesterday I ACTED like I liked that sweater you wore.

Lily: You what?!

Miley: I loved it; I was ACTING! Or was I?

Next up will be Phil Of The Future! Please R and R!