Alien Isolation: Frat days
Amanda arrived on Sevastopol, along with Samuels and Taylor. From deep inside the hive,
Loud music could be heard playing. Amanda armed herself and went to investigate. When she turned on the power to the station, there was a panic among the (underage) Xenomorphs.
"It's the cops! Hide the booze" said one
"My mom's going to kill me. Praetorian spankings HURT" another whined before flushing the meth down the toilet. A third just sat in the corner, whimpering. He looked to be on the verge of a breakdown.
The leader of the party went to investigate, and finding that the heckler was gone, resumed the music.
"What the hell happened here?" said Amanda as she explored the rest of the ship
One of the Xenomorphs named Bill, realized that he had left a blood trail from a resident on the station and went to go clean up. He had tried to say hello, but as the Xenomorphs had no language skills, Bill's greeting turned into a a hiss. the man opted to open fire instead,. Bill was forced to kill him. Bill went into shock hours later as the reality hit him: He had KILLED a man. His extremely Catholic mother would not be pleased. Worse, the body was still on station. Then the lights went out.
The rest of the Xenomorphs decided to stay together for safety. After Several hours of tension, Bill decided to go take a look, heading to KG348 in an attempt to pacify the situation. This proved to be a very bad mistake.
Several more hours passed and Bill had not returned
The Xenomorphs began to worry. Then they heard a noise. Amanda had detached the module with poor Bill inside. He was never seen again, disappearing into the planet below, screaming for help.
The Xenomorphs decided to get revenge. But before they could, they saw lights in the Hive and heard a familiar droning sound.
Worry turned to fear, which then turned to full blown panic. Amanda had overloaded the cores and they were all going to die. Two managed to disappear into a nearby vent, one ran for a tram and the rest were incinerated as they lay kneeling, praying to the Xenomorphs version of Jesus before blowing apart. As it turns out, Xenomorph Heaven doesn't exist, as the very atheist Xenomorphs soon found out.
"Hell is real, and it's staffed by Colonial Marines!" moaned the Xenomorphs before the marines turned around.
"At least the ammo is limited...right?" Said Bill, appearing alongside them, having been fried to death from the heat.
The marines pointed to the sign above them that read AMMO UNLIMITED
Bill, mirroring everyone else;s dismay, summed it all up in two words : "well, Shit"
They did not survive
