HAI GIZ, I AM PISTING MI 1ST FNAFIC SO B NICE!1!
NO FLAMEZ, OR ELSE UR JUST MAINSTRME JUSTINE BUEIBER LOVAS. VEVELT UNDERGRIUD 4 EVA.
LOVE YA!
P.S. I H8 MAINSTREMERS, U SHOULD ALL LISTNE 2 GOOD MUSIK!
- CHAPTA 2
I put on mi glazzes and I fought about what I needed to do. Firstly I ahd 2 go 2 Urnand Outfitterz to get some knew clothz, and den I ad to go to the record store to get some records, before I went 2 hugwarts, I ad just got mi letter! Yesterday! I ad gone to diagon alley. Qucily I put on some super out dere clothz and made sure dat I didn't look 2 mainstreme. I put on some Velvet undergrond (A/N OMG DERE DA COOLEST BAND EVA)! ! and I danced around da room 4 a while as I listened to dere gr8est hits, lyk Rock nd Rolk. I lit up an American spirut cigarettw and smeked it sullenjly/
suddenly...
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dumbledore appeared! ! !111111111!
'anna nico jarvis beiberh8er joy niall. U must com with me.' he said. E was wearin a justin beiber t=shit, an I fought about wat a mainstreme idito he must be. 'u shodnt smoke.' he told me, I showed hij the finger, cause I am a rebelz/ amd rool a puff an blew da smek in is face. E coughted and I fought lol. 'take ur stuff, you must come with me 2 hugwarts."
'k' I said. And got mi trunj and ty[ewriter and put it in my hand. Dubledore held oyt a jusin beiber doll and made me t8k it in mi hand, and si I did, and suddernly...
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I woz In Hugwarts!±! !£!11111