Lost in the depths of Homestarrunner.com lies a CD collection of Strongbad singing. The songs on this selection have never been heard before.
Well, now peoples, is your lucky day. We, the people of SOUR (Some Organization Under Rutabagas), have snuck into Strongbad's house and "borrowed" this CD collection. We still can't play the song for you, but at least you can read the lyrics.
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Track 1: You're really ugly, but there's nobody cute around.

You're really ugly
But there's nobody cute around.
Bought you for five bucks
Down at the city pound.
I wondered way back then how they could sell you for so cheap.
But then I took a look at you, and I screamed for half a week!

CHORUS
You're really ugly
So very ugly
You're really ugly
But there's nobody cute around
You're really ugly
So very ugly
You're really ugly
But there's nobody cute around

Walkin' down the street
And you're clingin' to my arm.
Your butt ugly face
Does me some bodily harm.
But I take a look around, and no other chick's in sight,
And then I realize that I'm stuck with you for life
Chorus

Return later for Track 2: Copper Wire on Fire
And watch for the remakes done by SpecEd!