AN: This will be a first non-anime fic sooooo….. Well anyway, the joke I'm about to write isn't mine. A friend of mine told it to me and I just had to write it down and share it with ya'll. I think it's funny…. But that's just me.
Hope you like! ^.^
P.S. I don't own Forrest Gump! ^.^
Forrest Gump's Interview
Forrest Gump went to get a job. The guy he went to interviewed him and thought to himself 'I can't use this guy'. He looked to Forrest and said, "Forrest, I'm going to ask you three questions. This first question, I want you to go across the hall to the waiting room and think about it, then come back with your answer. The first question is how many days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
Forrest looked at the man, "This is easy, I don't have to go across the hall to think about it." The man said, "Okay, what's the answer?" Forrest said, "Today and Tomorrow!"
The man thought for a moment and asked him the second question, "How many seconds are in a year?" Forrest said, "This one is easy too. Jan. 2nd, Feb 2nd, March 2nd..."
The man crossed his arms and thought to himself 'This one will surely get him out of my office'. "Forrest, I'm going to write this last question on a piece of a paper and I want you to go across the hall, read it, and think about it. 'What is God's first name?' So Forrest took the paper and went across the hall.
Only two minutes later, he knocked on the door, after the man said come in; he went in and sat in the chair. The main looked at him curiously, "Have you thought about this?" "Yep!" "And you know God's first name?" "Ye-up!" "So…what is it?" Forrest looked at him like he was crazy, "Don't ya' know? Don't ya' know, God's first name is Andy!"
'And-he walks with me, and-he talks with me, and-he tells me I am His own!"
AN: And-he = Andy
AN: Thankie for reading!