This was inspired by eaglefeather15. So I take very little credit for the idea. Very. Little. Capise? Good.

Anyway, Cinderpaw needs a diary. Not just any diary. An Evil Diary!!! This diary entry involves the first two chapters of Warriors: The Resurrection.

Date: April 15th| Weather: Sunny |Mood: Wonderful and then Sad

Dear Evil Diary:

Today was a good day. Onekit and I are changing history! ThunderClan will be in chaos.

Wait a minute. Firekit? I have not seen him before.

I have wondered why I chose this story to be called The Resurrection. It just popped into my head so I used it.

StarClan is watching me closely. I do not know why.

Wait a second! They know my evil plan! That's where Firekit came from! StarClan interfered with my plan! Darn you StarClan!

I think they should stop making my life so miserable. Why can't I have Firestar die?

Oh no, here comes Yellowfang. To scold me. Again. It's a good thing Spottedleaf gave me a diary. Evil Diary, I will write my conversation with Yellowfang down now:

"Cinderpaw! Stop writing in that thing!" Yellowfang hisses.

"I'm writing down our conversation so that my Evil Diary can feel my pain." I reply.

"Oh well. Why are you trying to change history?" Yellowfang asks. As if she doesn't know.

"I need to do something with my Evil Council. Otherwise we might as well be a Friendship Club." I mutter as she twitches her tail.

"You don't use your Author Powers to change history! You use them to make good stories and break up arguments!" Yellowfang tells me. Like I need to hear this "lesson" again.

"I am not like other Authors!" I inform her. Again. "I have an Evil Council. Of two people! Name another Author with that!"

Yellowfang cannot name any. Which proves my point. She just sighs and leaves.

I should probably have more friends then Onekit, Evil Diary. Maybe it's time to befriend a stick. At least a stick won't scold me.

~Cinderpaw~

I'd like to thank my cousin, who is utterly brilliant, for being utterly brilliant. I'd like to thank Yellowfang for making this diary entry interesting. I'd like to thank everyone. Especially the person in India who read "The Resurrection." And the people in Australia who read "The Path of Dreams". You guys make me happy for an unknown reason.