Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to Light-chan! Happy birthday to you! 8DDDDD How old are you now! How old are you now? How old are you no-~shot~

Lol.

Light-chan is dead (D_X) in he manga, but turns 23 today in the anime. Maybe he won't die by the Death Note. Maybe he'll die by the apocalypse! …Who believes in that, anyway? I don't. Death Note it is then! BD

Light-chan: Really?

Me: Yes.

Light-chan: Why am I Light-chan here?

Me: Because I made it that way.

L-kun: My little Raito-chan is growing up…~sniffle~

Light-chan: !

L-kun: Yes, Rai-chan?

Light-chan: ….

Me: Well then.

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.

It's…going to be short. Sorry.

Italics = Thoughts and e-mails, notes, etc.

Trick

Light's POV

I walked into the Taskforce Headquarters calmly and with even steps on the clean, linoleum floor. Taking a seat at my desk, I booted up his computer.

L wasn't there. I figured that he was in the kitchen to get a slice of strawberry shortcake or some other sugary sweet thing.

The computer loaded and I entered my password. Once logged in, I checked my mail. There was one. I clicked on it.

The computer blinked off.

"Huh?" This was weird. I clicked the power button. No response. I clicked it again and still nothing.

I went to get up to try and fix it, but it flashed back on to reveal an entry.

I see you.

What the hell? I looked around. Nothing. The only thing watching me was the cameras. I turned back and was surprised to see more.

I'm in the kitchen.

And then it closed off.

Creepy… Nevertheless, I made my way to the kitchen, alert.

Once in, there was a note on the counter.

I seeeeeeeee yoooouu.

…Where's L. it's probably him.

A noise from the lobby startled me. I ran in.

The table was moved and a slab of wood was on it. Engraved was:

I am everywhere.

"Of course you are. There's cameras, you nitwit. That's why you can see me; and you know this place better than I do."

A rolling sound came from the stairs. I turned to see a ball coming towards me. It was painted.

Hello.

What kind of a joke is this?

I walked upstairs cautiously.

A tablet was in the middle of the hallway. It said:

I know where you live.

"No duh-ow!" A rock hit my head. I turned to see graffiti on the wall.

I know where you sleep.

I turned and walked into the bedroom.

"…"

A huge cake was on top of L's and my bed. I grabbed the card.

Peek-a-boo.

The cake exploded.

And out popped L.

"…"

"…"

He slowly scooped up some cake and started eating it.

"…Why?"

He looked up. Before I could stop him, he leaned forward and kissed my cheek.

"….."

He pulled back and with my mouth already open from shock, he put some cake in it.

I nearly choked, and had no choice than to eat it.

He slowly smiled.

"…Light-kun has finally eaten cake."

He leant forward until his face was an inch away from mine.

"Happy birthday, Light-kun." He then pecked my cheek.

**********I like pie.**********

4pg. Hm. Longer than I expected it to be.

Like my title? Lol XD

Me: Chan.

Light: Kun.

Me: Chan.

Light: Kun.

Me: Chan.

L-kun: Chan.

Light-chan: No.

L-kun and Me: Too bad.

Me: I need more poll votes, guys! I have a general idea, but…

Everyone: REVIEW, PLEASE!

(Me: This was fun. Last minute, too. XD)