A weird day with Shikamaru and Kiba
(I don't own Naruto but I kinda wish I did)
Shikamaru was walking through the park smoking a cigarette and looking for a good spot to watch some clouds. He was about to sit down on the grass until he saw Kiba throwing a ball at his dog… 'What the hell is this asshole doin' now?' Shikamaru thought to himself 'He's always doin' the weirdest crap with that mutt of his'
Right before Kiba was going to throw the ball Sjikamaru walked up to him and said in the laziest voice you could EVER imagine "Yo, Kiba man….. like what are you like doing?" his face was confused like the time he saw BASEketball (Which is a VERY random movie) Kiba looked pissed like he does everyday…. " I'M TEACHIN' MAH DOG HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL!"
"Ummmmm…. That's retarded" Shikamaru says that to everything Kiba does with that dog. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S RETARDED YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SITS IN YOUR CLOSET WHEN INO COMES OVER!" Shikamaru wasn't phased by this at all " Wellllll, have you seen her face?" Kiba thought about it for a minute "Yeah I get your point"
Kiba went back to playing baseball with Akamaru " Ok dog, when I throw the ball you hit it with the bat." Kiba threw the ball as hard as he could and it flew past Akamaru while Shikamaru was watching with amazement. 'Oh crap this guy is gonna lose it' Shikamaru was certain that Kiba was gonna have a fit.
"YOU SUCK AKAMAKAMAKIRU! UGHH YOU SUCK SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR NAME! GET THE HELL OUT OF MAH FACE!" Kiba kicked Akamaru really hard and he started whining. Shikamaru didn't mind when Kiba freaked out but when he kicked Akamaru he wanted to cuss him out. But still, Shikamaru didn't want to lose his his cool so this what he said. " Dude why did you kick your dog that's like animal abuse or something." Kiba really wanted to punch him " And your point is…?" "Dude that's just not right you deserved to get shanked" Shikamaru doesn't even know what shanked means but it sounds cool.
"OH SHUT UP YOU PINEAPPLE!" Oh now he crossed the line " My hair is not a pineapple… it's a SPIKY PONYTAIL!" This is like the first time anyone heard him scream so this was a shock to everybody. "Like it matters lets go Akamakamakiru this hippie is too weird for us" "Hey just because I wear the same clothes everyday and I smoke for world peace that doesn't mean I'm a hippie" "Yeah it kinda does" "Oh whatever I'm gonna go watch clouds" "See ya!….. pineapple" 'Bastard' Shikamaru thought to himself then Kiba walked home with his whining dog.