Summary: Killian poses a fun challenge to both himself and Emma in the wake of the newly merged realms.
Trigger warnings: Bondage, Withholding Sex for pleasure, Consensual sex while taking drugs (Please let me know if I missed any triggers)
A/N: This is my first smut piece and my submission for cscocktoberfest , and honestly, it's gonna be like nothing you've ever read before! XD It's a smut poem and a comedic one at that! I hope you like it!
I can't even begin to say how much I owe to my two betas. branlovesouat, thank you for handling my story so meticulously. Guys, her suggestions took my story to the next level and I can't be more grateful to her for that. And nerdyhuntress your suggestions were so phenomenal! Without you, my poem would've been a shapeless void and I'm so happy with how you helped me transform it! You two ladies were amazing to me so thank you both! 3
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With a pulse of magic
The world was now new
Upwards twenty realms
And a second crew
Came to Storybrooke
Now forever side-by-side
And not just the lay of the land
For one pirate intensified
Killian Jones
With a quirk of his cheek
Turned to his wife
And started to speak
"We've all this new territory
And a lifetime to explore
Of course, we've other affairs to handle
But what do you say we also do more?"
Emma got the implication
Smiled, but stayed otherwise mute
Then she and Killian created a map
And allowed for their plan to take root
Sex in every single realm
Intercourse around the world
The excitement of the prospect
Had Emma's toes curled
Arendelle was their first destination
The room Elsa gave them was cold
But when Killian's hand touched Emma's breast
Their heat began to unfold
Lips upon lips
And hands upon asses
Emma's magic was all that separated
Their shouts from the masses
Sucking, groping, penetration
All of it took place
When Killian pinched her left nipple
Emma grew red in the face
Emma pulled off his clothes
Exposing his cock
And she knew instantly
More than just trolls here were hard as a rock
Killian's breaths grew stagnated
He swore he just lost a lung
When his cock felt the weight
Of his lovely Swan's tongue
Let it never be said
That pirates don't returned favors
Because with Emma's clit in his face
Killian sucked and tasted its flavors
They went at each other for an hour
Destroying their bodies and the sheets
Completely in tune with one another
Not missing any of their beats
Their next sexual encounter
Happened in the heart of Oz
It was a visit that started
With a round of applause
Stories of the Savior
Had been passed around for years
But the private stories they'd make now
Would get a different set of cheers
When they finally reached their abode
A lavish emerald suite
Killian lunged for the bed
And gave rest to his tired feet
"Out with it, Emma
I saw what you stole from work"
Emma shrugged and conceded
Revealing handcuffs from her pocket with a jerk
Before Emma could ask
Killian shouted an "aye"
Emma smirked
"I knew you'd want to give bondage a try"
He then was locked into place
And quickly started to throb
Right before his pleasure began
He saw his Swan's head bob
With fingers as delicate as lace
Emma ran them over Killian's member
And gave him a ride
He's always remember
She knew it was torture
She knew she was a tease
But she also knew when the time came
She'd be ready to please
It went on for hours
The touching and moaning
The whole while Killian promised
That she'd soon be the one atoning
That didn't happen here
But it did in Camelot
That's when Killian put into motion
His sinister plot
When he finally had Emma
Cuffed to the bed nice and tight
He took out a blindfold
And hindered her sight
Emma licked her lips
He whispered "this revenge will be sweet"
And with anticipation
Her toes again curled under her feet
"Someone's nice and hot
That'll make this more fun
You'll be begging for release
By the time that I'm done"
Just below her jaw,
He gave her a peck
"Before you get your reward
Your pussy I shall wreck"
While chained, Killian kissed her
From her head to her toe
But intentionally missed the one spot
She longed for down below
"You are the worst," Emma groaned
Both aware that the lie was quite clear
Even though she needed relief
"In good time, my dear"
But she came up with an idea
For Killian, it was a shock
When he felt Emma's toe rub
Against the tip of his cock
Killian gasped
"You're quite the clever girl"
But he loved the new sensation
And allowed her to give it a whirl
When he found she'd finally had enough
Panting with a pussy so tight
He began to fully please her
For the rest of the night
In the Land of Untold Stories
They made their own hidden tales
Although it was nearly discovered
Through Killian's moans and wails
His swan played their little game so well
She knew just how to make him tick
And heaven itself couldn't compare
To the way Emma handled his dick
Emma fondled and she tickled
And she kissed and rubbed and licked
To sum up her job in just one word
Killian would say it was perfect
By the time they were done
The bazaar of this fair land
Was no longer the only place
Where one could satisfy a demand
The Wish Realm was their next trip
Killian could hardly believe his eyes
The world that might have been
Provided one hell of a surprise
The landscapes and buildings
Everything old and new all at once
But Killian focused on Emma's needs
For he was far from a dunce
They did it in the castle
In the bed where Emma spent her fake days
By the time they both finished
They stumbled from their room in a daze
Two Wonderlands lived up to their names
They were filled with oddities galore
And the various pieces of fauna
Ensured that their sexual life was no bore
In one version of the realm
They had a quickie in the midst of the maze
Killian pushed his cock into Emma's ass
All the while whispering words of praise
Later that night the Caterpillar hooked them up
With some pretty stellar shrooms
Things really took off for their night from there
Though they almost choked on the fumes
In the other version they used exotic herbs
To spice their good times up
When they kicked into action, the room started to spin
It felt like a theme park's teacup
Of course they returned to Neverland
The spot of their very first kiss
And now, just as then, there was a certain roughness
To which Killian responded with a hiss
A cock ring he'd used this time
To make his finish feel greater
Soon he'd get his reward
Not now, but certainly later
Their blanket got filthy
The jungle was humid and damp
But Killian didn't care
And came through like a champ
They continued this for many years
When life gave them some days alone
They'd vacation off to somewhere
And get down, dirty, and bone
To many realms the bug did roam
Their languages varying from elf to Italian
But no matter the trip, one outcome remained
Emma would ride her husband like a stallion
From the second Enchanted Forest
To the Realm of Black and White
Emma gave Killian shouts, hollers, and moans
Much to his delight
And never one to not return a favor
Killian gave just what he got
On their trip to the Land Without Magic
His unique brand of the stuff, he brought
The sex toys of his day were old fashioned
But they did wonders for his girl
After a moment of them
Emma's toes started to curl
He loved that tell of hers
It let him know that she was set
His work put him well on the path
To making Emma nice and wet
Some odd fifty years later
After they started their game
Something truly dreadful happened
It was horribly lame
In the midst of his sleep
Killian took his last breath
The next morning, Emma discovered
He had succumbed to death
Some six months later
That final breath Emma took
She scouted the Underworld
In search of her Hook
It was in a copy of her house
That she found him inside
And then the two were reunited
Husband and bride
After a long embrace
Both restored to their meeting youth
Killian realized something
And gave a smile with much tooth
"Over the course of our lives
We embarked on a quest
And there's one last place to sleep
Before we give it a rest"
Emma quickly agreed
And to their bedroom they went
They went at each other
Until they were thoroughly spent
When they were finally finished
Naked with breathing heavy and deep
Smiling over the oats
They could once again reap
A fantasy spot of their own creation
Would be what they'd next face
And together they knew they'd have great sex
In the better place