Legal Disclaimer:All characters are property of JK Rowling. 'Nuff said.
Groan Disclaimer:I do however take responsibility for any groans of pain at the baddy badness and plain stupidity of this microfic
Sanity Disclaimer:But, I don't take responsibility for loss of sanity and pulling out of hair that often come along with such groans of pain.
Holy Grail Disclaimer:I also don't take responsibility for people hating me for never getting around to finishing Harry Potter and the Holy Grail. I have noticed several other versions, most MUCH better than mine, so unless there is an extreme ammount of protest, I may remove that story.
Seriousness Disclaimer:And, as always, I don't take responsibility if you take this seriously. It's supposed to be a HUMOR peice, people!!! That was the problem with HP&theHG, was people taking my character writing FAR too seriously. See that little word under the discription before you entered this story? "Humor." Comedy. Not to be taken seriously. Lighten up. Laugh a little. It's not a crime. I'm a Star Wars purist, and I laugh at stories about stuff like Luke trying to get a can of SPAM open and the lightsaber won't even do the trick.Ok? Do we understand eachother? Because I CAN go over the humor thing again if I need to.
Finally, an appology for those reading this and wondering why I haven't worked on any of my other fics for several months. My modem is dead. I'm covertly typing this stuff up on school computers.
Now, on with the Microfic.
Microfic:n.-A piece of fanfiction consisting of exactly 55 words.
"Quentin Trimble" sat, counting the galleons from sales of The Dark Arts:A Guide To Self Defense, asking himself why his plan to keep students from learning self-defense wasn't working.
"Master," said his servant, "perhaps your plan would work better if you revised the book to contain false information?"
"Wormtail, you have insulted me! Crucio!"
So? Good? Bad? Worse than 3PO cracking puns in the middle of the "Mace Windu verses everybody and his brother" fight in Attack of the Clones? Go ahead. But remember, if you flame me, it will be graded....*VEG*