Today I woke up to a blow horn in my ear. What you would call a 'rude awakening.' A normal girl would probably be mad and most likely murder the man who woke her via blow horn, but I guess it's something you get used to very quickly when you are a resident of 'Castle Bam.'
Rolling over on my side, I groaned a mumble of a sentence which sounded like "what is your problem?" but you can never be sure. "Come on Cam, time to get up. We're going on a boat ride!" a voice I could only make out to be one person, that person would be known as Bam Margera. Bam Margera, a name I know rather well. Bam and I have been best friends since grade school, so I should hope his name would be familiar. Don't worry we were never lovers or infatuated with each other, just plain old BFF's;
Great…
"Bam!" I squealed in fright, "a boat ride?!?!" it was too early in the morning to be told this, I have a blunt fear of water and he knows that. When I was 10 I went on a surf trip with Bam and my family to the sunny shores of California; while surfing I slipped and fell into the water. At first I expected to float back to the surface with my board but when I didn't float I started to kick i hopes i would reach the surface; it only made me sink more. By that time I was loosing air and I wasn't sure if anyone had seen me. But before I knew it I saw him diving towards me. My 'Dark Knight' had rescued me, at least that's what every one says when they tease me about it. But I was in shock for the next few days. It got so bad one day I had to be hospitalized and diagnosed. Nothing to serious, but I still don't like being near water.
"Come on babe, it will be fun." Bam cooed pulling the covers off of me and the bed sending a cold chill up my spine. "No, it won't." I huffed curling into a ball blocking him out. Sighing in defeat Bam slumped out the door. He was hoping I would be all for a boat ride because he was planning on abandoning Phil, April, and hopefully Don Vito on 3 Mile Island. But he didn't think about my aqua-phobia, and the effects it could have on my mind.
"Baammm," I wined threw my pillow the longing clear in my voice.
Your probably wondering why I'm in 'Castel Bam' in the first place, well it all started with a chair… but story cut short: I was evicted from my home in the city. And Brandon was nice enough (being the good FRIEND that he is) let me crash at his place for a while until I get back on my feet. My first notion was to go live with my parents for a while, but they're currently in California living off of my brother's income. He's a singer, him and his band "The Nobody's" spelled as in the possession of something. There new but there hitting it off pretty well.
I didn't realize how cold the room was, Bam had thrown my blankets on the floor and I had on only a big flannel T-shirt and underclothes. I really don't wanna get up, I thought hugging my knees for warmth. I was thinking about giving in and getting up to go see what the boys where up to but suddenly there was a low rumble as if someone was running up the stairs at top speed. At first I thought it might be Bam, but when the figure appeared in the doorway and jumped on top of me sending me sprawling into the floor, I knew it was not Bam, but Raab.
"Raab!!" I screamed hitting the heavy body that was pinning me to the floor. "Camden!!" he yelled back. "Get off of me!!" I giggled but he just nuzzled his face into the crack of my breast.
"Really?" I muttered stroking Raabs back in defeat; this was so typical of him. He always liked teasing me when we were little. "Good morning sunshine, you looking ravishing." He laughed lifting his head to look at me. I smiled and kissed his forehead "aww thanks Raab," I muttered pushing him roughly off of me sending him sprawling onto the floor
"Oh, I was just kidding," he paused and waited for my response, something I've learned boys do, to enjoy the full satisfaction of there 'diss'.
"Of course you were,"
I stood up from off the floor and stretched, thinking of my To Do List: one, convince Bam into letting me stay home and not get on the boat. That's the only thing on the list so far… I could here Chris chuckling a little on the floor beneath me. What on earth…? I looked down in curiosity to see what he was laughing at, only to find that he was looking right back up. I had forgotten I wasn't wearing any pants.
"GET OUT!" I screamed kicking him in the head. Lucky for him he rushed out of the room before I could beat him up some more. "And stay out." I muttered slamming the door so I could get ready for the day with out any interruptions.
I know it's a little late for introductions, but I am Camden Rilla.