Author's notes:

As with all fanfic writers, I do NOT own the rights to Family Guy, the brilliantly talented Seth MacFarlane does.

I also, do NOT own the rights to whatever company owns the fictional characters I'll be using, they have the legal property rights. (e.g. Mario is copyrighted by Nintendo.)

[End author's notes.]

[The Warner Siblings are seen at Dr. Otto von Scratchnsniff's office, he is giving Wakko his checkup.]

Yakko: So, Dr. Scratchnsniff, is Wakko healthy?

Dr. Scratchnsniff: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.

The Warner Siblings: [Shocked.] What?!

Dr. Scratchnsniff: [Reading a Peanuts comic strip.] Oh, Snoopy, if you keep up that lifestyle of fighting against the Red Baron and quaffing down root beers, you'll be dead within a month. [He puts the comic strip down.] Now on to you.

Wakko: So, what do you think, Dr. Scratchnsniff, am I pretty healthy?

Dr. Scratchnsniff: [He picks up a folder.] Well, Wakko, let's take a look at your physical results, Ja? [He screams, so do the Warners, and he drops the folder.] There's a spider in here! [He shakes the folder and the spider falls out.] Now, here we go. [He picks up the folder again.] Now Wakko, you're going to expire in a month. [The Warners gasp, he holds up a license.] This is your mallet's license, isn't it?

Wakko: [Uneasily.] Uh… Yes?

Dr. Scratchnsniff: Now unfortunately, Wakko, I'm afraid you are going to die… [The Warners gasp, he picks a DVD from his shelf.] When you watch Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire!

Dot: [Annoyed.] Will you just tell us if Wakko is healthy or not, Scratchy!?

Dr. Scratchnsniff: Wakko, I'm not quite sure how to say this… Daniel Keg? Daniel Greg? Daniel Craig? [He shrugs in defeat.] Never mind. But, now on to the cancer… [The Warners gasp, he indicates Wakko's DOB certificate.] You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? [He puts Wakko's DOB certificate away and picks up a test.] Now on to the test results: [He frowns.] My goodness, they're much worse than I thought. [The Warners gasp, he shows the test.] My nephew got a D- on his history of Austria test. Now Wakko, that liver's got to come out.

The Warner Siblings: What?!

Dr. Scratchnsniff: [He approaches the microwave.] It's been in the microwave for three minutes now. [He takes out a food liver.] It'll get dry. Now…

Yakko: Please, please, we can't take it anymore, Scratchy.

Dot: Will you please just tell us if is Wakko healthy or not?

Dr. Scratchnsniff: [He nods.] Oh, Ja. He's fine. He's just brainless is all.

Dot: [Relived.] Thank heavens.

Yakko: [Relived too.] That's a relief.

Wakko: [Uneasily.] Wait, wait, wait… Hang on a second. Did you just say I was brainless, Dr. Scratchnsniff?

Dr. Scratchnsniff: [He nods again.] Well, Ja. You are brainless.

Wakko: [After much thought, calmly.] Faboo.

Extra author's notes: I AM aware that Dr. Scratchy (as the Warner Siblings call him) is more of a psychiatrist than a patient doctor, but I thought it be only fair to use him too seeing as he too from Animaniacs.

And as you gathered, I had him choose Daniel Craig as the act who's name is last name difficult to pronounce, this is so because I couldn't think of any other celebrity's last name which sound easy to poke fun at. That and he made a few films in the 90s too like Kim Basinger (who was used the original gag).

And lastly, I chose Mrs. Doubtfire as opposed to any celebrity roast because I have not watched one, not to mention Mrs. Doubtfire is my number one Robin Williams movie, if you haven't seen it yet, check it out. And rest in peace, Robin, we'll have never had a friend like you.