Title: Lizzie Parody
Author: I am Moo
Disclaimer and A/N: I don't own any of this and I'm just writing this because I think parodies are hilarious and I need to start updating even though I can't because not only am I not motivated, but I have *tons* of schoolwork. Yeah, so here's a little blip.
Hilary walks into work and sees Adam. Walking over, she trips and falls. "Like, oops!" she says as she gets up again and starts walking towards Adam, hair and makeup in prefect position.. still.
"Hi Adam!"
"Hi Hilary."
"Whatcha doin' Adam?"
"Nothing Hilary."
"Hey Adam."
"...." silence.
"Ugh!"
The directory calls for everyone to come out on stage to act out the final scene from the last episode.
"Hmm.. like, maybe a little peak won't hurt." Lizzie's voice fills the air: "Lizzie, you rock, don't ever change, only, I mean it."
"Like, oh my gosh, that's like, the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me and I'm gonna cry just because someone told me I was cool! *sniff* This is everything I've ever wanted in a man..."
Camera guy calls everyone over as we see Gordo walk past Lizzie still holding the yearbook. Lizzie walks over to the bleachers. She trips.. again. Getting up, she stands up next to Gordo.
As the guy starts counting, Lizzie, looks around, apparently very constipated. Her hair and makeup are still perfect.
She leans over and kisses Gordo.. or does she?? Noo, she doesn't because the great and mighty queef comes out and snatches up Hilary. Screaming, she cries out insane words at the queef.
"Like, no! Put me down! You're like, ruining my show! I'm supposed to kiss Adam because I love him! I looooove hiiiim...." she fades out as the queef flies into the distance...
THE END
Author: I am Moo
Disclaimer and A/N: I don't own any of this and I'm just writing this because I think parodies are hilarious and I need to start updating even though I can't because not only am I not motivated, but I have *tons* of schoolwork. Yeah, so here's a little blip.
Hilary walks into work and sees Adam. Walking over, she trips and falls. "Like, oops!" she says as she gets up again and starts walking towards Adam, hair and makeup in prefect position.. still.
"Hi Adam!"
"Hi Hilary."
"Whatcha doin' Adam?"
"Nothing Hilary."
"Hey Adam."
"...." silence.
"Ugh!"
The directory calls for everyone to come out on stage to act out the final scene from the last episode.
"Hmm.. like, maybe a little peak won't hurt." Lizzie's voice fills the air: "Lizzie, you rock, don't ever change, only, I mean it."
"Like, oh my gosh, that's like, the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me and I'm gonna cry just because someone told me I was cool! *sniff* This is everything I've ever wanted in a man..."
Camera guy calls everyone over as we see Gordo walk past Lizzie still holding the yearbook. Lizzie walks over to the bleachers. She trips.. again. Getting up, she stands up next to Gordo.
As the guy starts counting, Lizzie, looks around, apparently very constipated. Her hair and makeup are still perfect.
She leans over and kisses Gordo.. or does she?? Noo, she doesn't because the great and mighty queef comes out and snatches up Hilary. Screaming, she cries out insane words at the queef.
"Like, no! Put me down! You're like, ruining my show! I'm supposed to kiss Adam because I love him! I looooove hiiiim...." she fades out as the queef flies into the distance...
THE END