Adventures in Gaston Dating
"Humiliated. Its more than I can bear!"
Gaston was left out in the cold, with soggy clothes and a disappointed heart. Who else would be good enough for him now that his Belle was taken away? After much concentration, he decided to ask the three sisters Claudette, Laurette, & Paulette if any of them would like to go on a date with him.
"I'd love to!" Claudette said.
"Me too!" Laurette said.
"Stop hogging him, guys!" Paulette yelled angrily.
Gaston decided to first give Paulette a chance at being his wife.
"So Paulette, what do you like?" Gaston asked.
"You."
"What do you do for fun?"
"Think about you."
That's flattering, albeit a little creepy, Gaston thought. Perhaps he ought to give one of the other girls s chance.
"Laurette, do you enjoy rubbing feet?"
"If you do, darling!"
"Let's be clear about one thing, right now. I'm NOT rubbing your feet."
"What? You don't like my feet? Harumph!" and with that Laurette stormed off.
Gaston rubbed his temple, stressed at all of this dating. Now all that was left was Claudette.
"Oh Gaston, can I kiss you?"
Definite no on her.
Defeated, Gaston sulked in his home. Moments later, there was a knock at the door. When Gaston opened it, he saw that there was an old woman standing there.
"Please give me shelter for the night"
"What do I get?"
"This bag of coins. I'm fresh out of cursed roses."
Gaston agreed (he could really use the coins!) and in a flash the woman transformed into a beautiful young lady.
"Hey pretty lady, wanna go out on a date?"
They did.
"Hey Enchantress, secretly i'm very lonely!"
End of Fic!