Hey this is lil_demon and Blade Griffin and here's our story.

Disclaimer: we DON'T own Gundam Wing. We wish. But Evelyn and Shaelin are our original characters so there!

Chapter One - Taking Out the Trash

It's AC 197, the Gundam pilots have abandoned their weapons and now lead a quiet, inconspicuous life on our beautiful planet Earth. Well, sort of.

One beautiful average sunny morning, Evelyn Miller sat peacefully eating her double-chocolate triple fudge sundae with triple coated sprinkles, contemplating the meaning of life. Soon she was joined by her true, always trustworthy friend, Shaelin Maxwell. *Evee spits out her mouthful of of ice cream and begins to laugh.* "Shae? Trustworthy? Yeah...good one. Can we get another narrator over here? This one sucks!" Evee nails old narrator in face as new one enters. After a moments pause story begins again*

"HELLO MY DEAREST FRIEND!!!" Shae greeted Evee exuberantly and gave her a large hug and stunning smile before settling down for breakfast. "Um... I hope you don't mind me asking but where's the actual breakfast food? On a normal basis people don't tend to gorge themselves on frozen chocolate substances so early in the morning." Evee glared. "IF YOU MUST KNOW MY PIG OF A BROTHER ATE ALL THE CEREAL!!! And either you brain was taken by aliens or you did something to Duo because you have no manners known in existance my tactless friend."

Shalin feigned hurt, and fell off her chair. "Omph. Ok that wasn't suppose to happen. I do still have dignity so tell anyone and DIE!" She slowly climbed up off the floor and nearly sat back down when a blood-curdling scream was heard throughout the house. "Oh lovely talking with you Evee really but I must run for my life before Duo has my head."Evee looked at her wide-eyed with one thought in her head. 'Well I've never heard Duo yell THAT loud before. Not even when we were kids! Or when she put bubble bath in the car oil! Or anything else for that matter.' She thought of all the things Shae had done to torture her older brother. She blinked a couple times.'I wonder whats wrong?!?' Then the thundering of the hurricane Duo was upon the kitchen before Shae was all the way out. She turned to see the fury her of her brother's blotchy red face and...... LIME GREEN HAIR!!!!!

Evee was stunned. Almost too stunned to speak yet she was able to get out one small question. "Umm...Duo? W-why is your hair all green?" With that he gave her a look that made her wish that she hadn't had the ability to speak. Shae slipped toward the door as quietly as she possibly could, but Duo was upon her before you could say 'Deathscythe'. "Whatever is the matter, my dear brother?"she asked while trying to suppress her laughter. "SHAE!! YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU! WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHRISTMAS? ANSWER ME NOW!!" Duo screamed."Ummm...no?"she answered, rather timidly. She had never seen her brother this angry before, but she loved the look on his face. Well, neither had Evee. She just sat there, staring.

"SHAE!!!What...did...you...do...to..my...HAIR?!?" He said, calming down a little, just a little. "Relax bro, it's washable." "It better be, for your sake.I'm gonna take a shower"he said,"but before I do, I've got to take out the trash."With that remark, he picked up Shae as if she weighed nothing and threw her out of the window.

"Well that was nice wasn't it? Geez Duo, you must really love your sister to throw her out of the window like that."Evee said with pure sarcasm. "Well I do actually."he replied, a grin forming on his face as he heard a rather large thud below. "Shouldn't we check to see if she's all right?"she asked."Nah,that won't be necessary. I made sure she won't die from that fall. Your brother might, though."he said.

"Huh?"she stated as she ran to the window Duo had thrown Shae out of. There she was, unconcious at the moment, just lying on, Heero. "Wh-where am I?"she murmured as she came to. "Air! I need air!"Heero gasped. "Huh? Oh, Heero! I-I'm so sorry!" she cried scrambling off of him, her face red as a ripe tomato."

*cough gasp*Phew! Now I can breathe!"he cried.

"Uh, heh heh. Now I think I'll go uh, that-a-way." Shae dashed off in one direction.

"Hey, wait a minute..."Heero starts off. Shae however, was completely ignoring him and was mumbling to herself

"O-kay, so that way is a dead end. Now I'll try going this-a-way..." As she paced back.

"Woah! Will you please tell me what the hell is going on?"Heero cries, grabbing Shae by the wrists.They sat down on a bench nearby where they could talk calmly and rationally.

"Well, umm, you see,icoloredduo'shairlimegreenthismorningandhegotmad andthrewmeoutofthewindow..." Heero gapped at the girl. He then shook her by the shoulders to get her attention.

"Hey hey HEY!!! Slow down a bit, will ya?"

"Okay, it started when I decided to share my wonderful idea with my brother and..."

"Like that's something new," he says, smirking.

"Oh shut up and let me finish talking. Well anyway, I put that green hair spray junk and his hair turned lime green. And then I went downstairs and greeted Evee who was eating chocolate ice cream..."

"Why was she eating chocolate ice cream anyway?" Heero asks. Shae glared heatedly at him.

"She said it was because you ate all the cereal. You're getting off the subject again and STOP interrupting me!! And then Duo screams and storms downstairs, yells at me, and then throws me out of the window and now here I am." With that she stood and walked off.