~*A/N:
1st of all, I don't own any Zelda characters. Link, Malon, and every other
character is property of Shigeru Miyamoto and no one else.
2nd of all, I don't care what you say about this story. Just, if you decide
to flame me, make it somewhat polite. *~
With that said, let the story begin!!
~*Chapter 1: Malon's Visit*~
One day at Lon Lon Ranch, as Malon was grooming the horses, she couldn't stop thinking about Link. She kept thinking about what it would be like to marry him. Ohh, how she longed for Link. Malon didn't know what to do, so she went to see the Princess Zelda. "Zelda, what am I going to do?" asked Malon. "I can barely get my chores done because I keep thinking about Link; what it would be like to marry him, and how hot he is." Then she showed Zelda her diary. All the pages were filled with stuff like "Link + Malon= Love", and "My Link." "Hmmm," said Zelda. "You've fallen completely in love with him. What you need to do is tell Link how you feel. But do it carefully, because he might not be ready to make a commitment." "Thank you, Zelda," replied Malon gratefully. She smiled sweetly and said, "Anytime."
As Malon was making her way home, she made up her mind to tell Link how she felt. The only question was: how? Malon finally decided to ask Link to come to dinner. She realized that she had just passed Link's house, so she stopped and knocked on the door. A moment later, a very tired Link answered. Malon could barely stand it; he was so cute. "M-Malon? Is that you?" he said, stifling a yawn. "Yes, it's me, you moron," replied Malon. "Well, um, did you want something?" asked Link. "Can I come in first, please, sweetie?" Malon replied. Is it just I, or did Malon just call me "sweetie"? Thought Link. Link led the way into his living room, and the pair sat on the couch. Malon was so nervous that she started to cry, something Malon seldom did. Link wrapped his arms around her in a fierce hug, and just let her cry on his shoulder. Finally, she felt calm enough to ask him to dinner. She took a deep breath and said, "Wangodinnerwime?" "Er, could you repeat that?" said Link. "Oh, it's just, well, will you go to dinner with me?" said Malon. Link didn't reply, because he had fallen asleep. His big blue eyes were closed and he let his head fall on Malon's shoulder. Malon took advantage of this and went into Link's room. Glancing around, she suddenly spotted a brush and comb set on the dresser, along with a bottle of detangler. Also, his cap was hanging on the post of his bed. Malon scooped the items up, pausing to sniff his cap, which smelled like trees, wind, and sweat, and rushed back to the couch where Link was asleep.
Malon sat back down and gently, so he wouldn't wake up, put his head on her lap. Then she sprayed a ton of detangler on his hair. Finally, she brushed and combed it until it shone. It was while Malon was doing this that Link woke up. "Malon, what are you doing?" he asked. "Fixing your hair," she answered. "It's all tangled and messy." "Mmm, that feels good," he moaned. "Keep brushing, please." "All right," said Malon. As she was doing so, he started to drift off again. When Malon was sure he was sleeping soundly, she got Link's knife and cut a lock of his bangs off. She dropped it into a little purse at her feet. Malon finished by putting his cap on his head. She left, but not before seeing if he'd come to Lon Lon Ranch for dinner that night. Link said he would, and Malon bade him good-bye.
~*End of Chapter 1*~
With that said, let the story begin!!
~*Chapter 1: Malon's Visit*~
One day at Lon Lon Ranch, as Malon was grooming the horses, she couldn't stop thinking about Link. She kept thinking about what it would be like to marry him. Ohh, how she longed for Link. Malon didn't know what to do, so she went to see the Princess Zelda. "Zelda, what am I going to do?" asked Malon. "I can barely get my chores done because I keep thinking about Link; what it would be like to marry him, and how hot he is." Then she showed Zelda her diary. All the pages were filled with stuff like "Link + Malon= Love", and "My Link." "Hmmm," said Zelda. "You've fallen completely in love with him. What you need to do is tell Link how you feel. But do it carefully, because he might not be ready to make a commitment." "Thank you, Zelda," replied Malon gratefully. She smiled sweetly and said, "Anytime."
As Malon was making her way home, she made up her mind to tell Link how she felt. The only question was: how? Malon finally decided to ask Link to come to dinner. She realized that she had just passed Link's house, so she stopped and knocked on the door. A moment later, a very tired Link answered. Malon could barely stand it; he was so cute. "M-Malon? Is that you?" he said, stifling a yawn. "Yes, it's me, you moron," replied Malon. "Well, um, did you want something?" asked Link. "Can I come in first, please, sweetie?" Malon replied. Is it just I, or did Malon just call me "sweetie"? Thought Link. Link led the way into his living room, and the pair sat on the couch. Malon was so nervous that she started to cry, something Malon seldom did. Link wrapped his arms around her in a fierce hug, and just let her cry on his shoulder. Finally, she felt calm enough to ask him to dinner. She took a deep breath and said, "Wangodinnerwime?" "Er, could you repeat that?" said Link. "Oh, it's just, well, will you go to dinner with me?" said Malon. Link didn't reply, because he had fallen asleep. His big blue eyes were closed and he let his head fall on Malon's shoulder. Malon took advantage of this and went into Link's room. Glancing around, she suddenly spotted a brush and comb set on the dresser, along with a bottle of detangler. Also, his cap was hanging on the post of his bed. Malon scooped the items up, pausing to sniff his cap, which smelled like trees, wind, and sweat, and rushed back to the couch where Link was asleep.
Malon sat back down and gently, so he wouldn't wake up, put his head on her lap. Then she sprayed a ton of detangler on his hair. Finally, she brushed and combed it until it shone. It was while Malon was doing this that Link woke up. "Malon, what are you doing?" he asked. "Fixing your hair," she answered. "It's all tangled and messy." "Mmm, that feels good," he moaned. "Keep brushing, please." "All right," said Malon. As she was doing so, he started to drift off again. When Malon was sure he was sleeping soundly, she got Link's knife and cut a lock of his bangs off. She dropped it into a little purse at her feet. Malon finished by putting his cap on his head. She left, but not before seeing if he'd come to Lon Lon Ranch for dinner that night. Link said he would, and Malon bade him good-bye.
~*End of Chapter 1*~