Cooking with Akatsuki
Introduction
Itachi: Wait cooking with Akatsuki! Why I oughta!!!
Deidara: - jumps in front of SS- Don't kill her or she can't write lemon fics of you and your precious Hinata, if you kill her she can't write about me and Tenten either, yeah!
Tenten: ...
Sasori: -walks in- What happened, oh hi SS umm... what are are you doing
SS: Oh hi Sasori-sama! Me and my friend decided while watching food network to make this thinking it would be funny to make, Itachi-kun!
Itachi: Sorry, Deidara. And SS you sound like my brother's fan girls.
In Konoha
Sasuke is being chased by every girl in Konoha except Hinata and Tenten. Naruto and Kiba are happy about their work being done by giving the girls his cell number and home address.
back in chat
SS: Well me and Tsukuyomi Mistress must get back to writting and Zetsu you're gonna have a good feast.
TM: -nods-
Zetzu: FOOD!!! -puts on bib with Hidan soup on it- Can I eat Hidan? Can I! Can I!! PLEASE!!!
Hidan:- hides behind TM- Help me. T.T
Zetzu: FOOD!!! -chases Hidan across room-
Hidan: AHHH!!!
Itachi: ...
Sasori: ...?
Deidara: -pulls out bucket of popcorn- This is good... -hold popcorn up to SS and TM- Want some?