N/A: So…I ever mentioned I like this pairing? ^^ It's got so much frickin potential! And though I'm usually not too into writing slash, I need a place to vent my DannyxVlad feelings when necessary. I can guarantee no lemon, no worries on that. So…enjoy I guess?

Pompous pep Oneshots

1: Jealousy

Look at me. Can't you see me? Can't you see the signs? Can't you see that I care?

Of course you can't. After all, I'm just Sam. Your best friend. How could you see me as anything but? To you I will never be anything more. No matter how much I care, you don't.

Sure, you'll continue to treat me just like always. Your chickfriend, not girlfriend.

How can I expect any different?

You've already proven that you're indifferent to me. Paulina, Valarie, Him. You obviously don't share the feelings that I have for you. Those three just prove it.

But who am I to compete with flawless-skin Paulina, or super-sweet Valarie? Not to mention him. I'm just a freak, the third-wheel Goth girl. Who cares if I'm lonely?

Obviously not you or him.

I've loved you for so long. I thought you loved me too. Tucker always told me that you were just clueless. Your sister told me the same. Even your parents. But how were they to know?

How was I, or anyone, supposed to predict that you would fall for your archenemy?

What do you see in him? What is it about that creep that you find attractive? Sure he's just like you…but what about me? I can be just as good-better! Why can't you love me?

Maybe I will never understand. After all, I'm not a ghost. I'm not immortal like you and him. I'm just human. And the sad thing is, there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.

I think that's what hurts the most. I will never be good enough for you. You tell me to move on, find a nice boy who can love me for who I am.

Well why can't you be that boy? Oh yeah. Him. It always comes back to Him. He's perfect according to you. I'm flawed, I'm not good enough, I'm human.

How can I compete with him?

I can't. You can never love me. Though as much as it hurts, I hope that he never betrays you. I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone. Even you, who has hurt me and doesn't even know.

I pray for your sake that you've made the right choice with him. Because with Vlad Masters, everything can turn for the worst in an instant. I would know.