"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEERO!"
Heero groaned as the most annoying voice in the world reached his ears, the owner of the voice trailing after it. Relena's eyes lit up when she saw he wasn't running (not that that _means_ anything), and attached herself to his arm.
"Oh, my gosh! I just had absolutely _the_ best idea!"
Heero rolled his eyes. He had heard this same idea before--just yesterday, in fact.
"You, and _Duo_ should have a yaoi relationship! That would be _so_ awesome! And you could give me pictures of the two of you, and videos, and I could tell _all_ my friends that I know the two hottest gay boys in the world, and--Heero? Where'd you go?"
"Duo?"
"Oui, mon bel cher?"
"Relena thinks we should have…a…yaoi relationship."
"Really? Is that all?"
"I don't want our relationship…to…_be_ yaoi."
"Then we should stop sleeping together."
"No, not _that_. It's just…I like to think of our relationship as more…shounen ai oriented."
Heero was brutally attacked by a braided maniac's lips.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEERO! *attaches herself to Heero* Oh, my gosh! I just had absolutely _the_ best idea! You, and _Duo_ should have a yaoi relationship! That would be _so_ awesome! And--Heero? …Maybe he has something against yaoi…HEEEEEEEEEEERO! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YAOI?!?!?!"
"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YAOI?!?!?!"
Duo giggled into Heero's chest as Relena's voice trailed off.
…
Heero groaned as the most annoying voice in the world reached his ears, the owner of the voice trailing after it. Relena's eyes lit up when she saw he wasn't running (not that that _means_ anything), and attached herself to his arm.
"Oh, my gosh! I just had absolutely _the_ best idea!"
Heero rolled his eyes. He had heard this same idea before--just yesterday, in fact.
"You, and _Duo_ should have a yaoi relationship! That would be _so_ awesome! And you could give me pictures of the two of you, and videos, and I could tell _all_ my friends that I know the two hottest gay boys in the world, and--Heero? Where'd you go?"
"Duo?"
"Oui, mon bel cher?"
"Relena thinks we should have…a…yaoi relationship."
"Really? Is that all?"
"I don't want our relationship…to…_be_ yaoi."
"Then we should stop sleeping together."
"No, not _that_. It's just…I like to think of our relationship as more…shounen ai oriented."
Heero was brutally attacked by a braided maniac's lips.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEERO! *attaches herself to Heero* Oh, my gosh! I just had absolutely _the_ best idea! You, and _Duo_ should have a yaoi relationship! That would be _so_ awesome! And--Heero? …Maybe he has something against yaoi…HEEEEEEEEEEERO! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YAOI?!?!?!"
"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE YAOI?!?!?!"
Duo giggled into Heero's chest as Relena's voice trailed off.
…