OOC
"He's probably in some magician's bar with a bottle in one hand, and a girl in the other."-Bartimaeus to Queezle, The Golem's Eye, book 2.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters.
Author's Note: Well, this is a short story about that same thing. JF/JM (AKA; N something) : )
Nathaniel threw Jane up against the alley wall of the tavern. He kissed her violently. She did it back to him.
"I love you so much," Nathaniel said through kisses.
"I love you back!"
"Let's go to your place."
"Okay babe."
They walked to the car. Nathaniel had his hand around Jane's waist. She was wearing a short skirt; underneath a raven ebony dress, that barely went over her knees. She was also wearing a blood red scarf, a golden magic trinket, and a magnificent, aweful robe over it all. Underneath the robe, she had on a blue top, with no straps. She reeked of perfume.
They got in the car, Nathaniel driving. He held her hand, with his pale, translucent left. He held her tightly. She smiled, and looked to the side. She stared at his long, flowing black hair, glistening over his Armani, black checkered suit.
They arrived at her apartment. They climbed happily up the long, rough, grey cement staircase. Soon they arrived at the door. Jane led him inside. She closed the door, which Nathaniel had instinctively opened.
"Well, we're here."
"Yes, we are."
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AN: Yeah, we better skip that part.
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Nathaniel woke up. He looked at the time. 6:47. Then he looked at himself he. He was naked. He closed his eyes, and went back to sleep.
"Oh, I'm naked," he thought.
"Naked, mh, why is that word so familiar," he thought. Then, something triggered in Nathaniel's mind.
"NAKED!"
"Ahhh! What? What! What is it Nat."
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! For one, whisper my name. For two, nothing, I just forgot about last night.
"Oh, sorry. Oh, last night? About that, yeah, I didn't feel a condom."
"Don't worry, I got this kind that isn't supposed to."
"Oh, okay. So. Put that damn thing back on!"
"Got it bebe!"
Nathaniel and Jane went into the bathroom. Nathaniel closed the door, and locked it.