Author's note: THIS IS MY FIRST TYPED FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so yeah, don't hate, and if there are any flames, i like to have solid prove!!! I don't want to hear that you hate my story without good evidence on why it sucks, or else the flames will be used to create another horrible fic!!!!

Warning:...There may be excessive swearing, bloodshed, bashing, and other things

Disclaimer:...If i owned it, would i be writing this?

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Chapter One

It was a fine afternoon in the town, with busy streets, random fights and the ocasional lost tourist. Why did this seem perfect? Because the teen of 19 was used to it by now, after living here for most of her life. This teen had a loud mouth, a free-spirit, and a wild imagination that she would find a perfect, decent, non-hating of everything bloody man. Yes, this girl was none other than the ninja Yuffie Kirasagi. Now then, we find Yuffie...sleeping in her bed, at 1:30 in the afternoon. What a wonderful way to start out the day, isn't it? Squall Leonheart didn't think so, which brings us as to why he's going to slice and dice the innocent thing known to all as Yuffie's front door, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Aerith Gainsborough, and Cid Highwind behind him. "Perfect, just fuckin' perfect. She wants to go out yet she's the one sleepin' in!!!! Girl needs to go to sleep earlier!!" Cid complained, taking a drag out of the infamous cigarette, AKA the cancer stick, happy stick, and waste of time to many people. Aerith sighed, and placed a hand on Leon's shoulder.

"She's a teen, leave the door alone. It's probably unlocked," And boy was Aerith right. All the windows and the door were unlocked, and the place was a mess...(A/N:We won't get into what was in there, for it wasn't going to be quick...Anyways, back to the storyline, which is not yet all there, so..hit in head by fanofonepieceGET BACK TO THE STORY!!!!! Me:alright, alright, jeez...) Leon went straight to Yuffie's room and opened the door, to find that Yuffie was half-way off her bed, head on the floor, all while still sleeping. And this was how Yuffie woke up when a bucket of ice-cold water was dumped on her.

What a lucky, perfect day.

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