Alright new fan fic! This is the definiton of a random fic. I need to give credit to my fellow writer..StoneColdFututeDiva for givin me ideas for this fic... The title should say it all.
The Adventures of Cute, Blonde and Saucy. Summary: This chronicles the adventures of Jeff(cute)..Chris(Blonde or occasionally Bald) and John(saucy). But how much trouble could 3 grown men get into? Oh you have no idea my friend.. 1. Metal Monkey Pt.1 "Heyyy Guysssssss!!!" Jeff and John both turned around. Their attention drawned to a gleeming Chris Jericho. "Sup Jericho?" Jeff asked, focusing back on his cartoons. "Hi Chris" John said still eating out of the can of spaghetti sauce with a spoon. Chris's eyes narrowed when he saw Cena eating raw spaghetti sauce. "Why the hell are you eatin spaghetti sauce?" " 'Cause its Yummy!" John cried happily. His spoon flinging sauce into the face of Jeff Hardy as he did. "Ew! Gross!" Jeff gagged and shot John a dirty look. As Jeff gagged. Maria and Eve walked into the room. "Hey Johnny!" Maria said and went over to him only to stop dead in her tracks when she saw John eating the spaghetti sauce. "John!" She cried angrily. "Yes?" He asked emptying the rest of the can into his mouth. "That was supposed to be for our dinner!" Maria groaned. "Oh My bad..." He said frowning, Mostly to get Maria to forgive him. "Aww It's fine baby" She planted a kiss on his forehead.. "You know you look sexy right now" Eve rolled her eyes and turned her attention to her boyfriend..Jeff Hardy. "Evey! John threw sauce at meee!" Jeff whined. "John!" Eve said whacking Cena upside the head "HEY! Don't touch Saucy-I mean Sexy" Maria quickly corrected herself. "HA! Saucy" Chris snorted and laughed, "Shut it Chris! Johnny im sorry. I didn't mean-" "Nah its fine..Actually I find that kinda hot...Saucy Cena..Hmmm I wonder if Vince will lemme change my persona to a can of sauce...." "Maria your man is messed up...Unlike Cena...Jeffy over here is cute!" Eve smiled. "Now that's a nickname" Jeff said "I have a nickname for myself.." Jericho said not wanting to be left out. "What is it?" Maria asked. "Blonde" Eve got a confused look "Blonde what?" "Just blonde..It used to be Blonde Protractor but I decided that's way to sexy for the mens locker room." Chris said smiling. "Ookay then" Jeff said rolling his eyes. "I think it should be bald.." Maria said quietly earning a laugh from Eve. "Anyway I was thinking of starting a band" Chris said. "What the hell? Jericho you're in a band...You know Fozzy..." John said. "I know! But I need a wwe band" "Why?" Jeff and Eve asked together " 'Cause I do! Now Jeff you can play instruments right?" Chris asked. "Yea..A few" Jeff said running his fingers through his rainbow locks. "And Cena...You can...Umm.,,Well you can..Dance..." Chris frowned. "Dance?" Maria asked "Hell yea! Saucy's got some moves!" John said "NO! Your name is John!" Maria said "John? Who dat?" He asked smiling. "Jesus this is like that time Maria forgot Jeff's name" Eve said shaking her head. "We had to call Jeff "That Guy" for weeks." "Anywhoo? Are we a band?" Chris said sending out a cheesy smile. John..Well Saucy and Jeff looked at eachother "Sure why the hell not?" "Yay!" Chris said jumping in the air. Getting a look from Maria and Eve. "Oh I mean-" Chris cleared his throat trying to be manly " We need a name" "How about...Hmmm" Jeff pondered. "Legacy" "John what the hell? Why would you want that name?" Maria asked "Saucy!" "Okay!" Chris said.."How about...Something more...Alternative Rock meets.. Marilyn Manson." "Hehe Its a monkey" Jeff giggled looking at the cartoons. "Thats It! Monkey!! Metal Monkey!"
Well here's part one.. lol Review!