HP style in something a weird reality thing
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Of course because if I did I would not be here so that's obvious... heh
Summary: Hermione has a three year old son. Draco has no clue its his until they meet at Dumbledore's summer house of unity.
Its kinda lame but it works I guess. On to the story now.
Chapter One
Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasly walked into the house.
"Wow... who would of thought that Dumbledore would have this and use it for house unity even after were out of Hogwarts." Ginny said she walked even further into the house.
"Looks like there's going to be some people from all houses here. Wanna a room upstairs or down here?" Hermione asked.
"Down here! I'll take this one here." she said pointing to the oak door. "I bet there's more down the hall. I know that you like your room away from everyones so why don't you check." Hermione nodded her head then walked down the hall. Ginny was right. There was two rooms down here. Choosing the one closest to the kitchen Hermione entered to unpack.
Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Justin Fitch-Flecthley(or how ever you spell it..)and Terry Boot walked into the house to see Hermione and Ginny walk by. Ron stared at the baby blue tank top and really short shorts his sister was wearing.
"Ginny what the hell are you wearing!" he yelled. Ginny loooked down at her outfit. Nothing was wrong with it...
"Shorts and a tank top... Besides who cares what you think about what I wear. Hermione and I went shopping so what!" she said then headed to the back door with Hermione. Ron turned and looked at the guys behind him.
"Don't even think about it... Harry I know you two went out before but don't touch her. That goes for you two too. If I found out one of you touched her I'll curse." Ron threatened.
"Uhhh Ron? I don't think ginny would like that.." Harry said.
"Who cares what she thinks! Just don't lay a hand on her." Ron exclaimed.
"Lay a hand on who?" drawled a voice behind Ron. Turning aroumd Ron looked to see Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zambinii in the door way.
"Sud off Malfoy! I don't want to deal with you right now!" Ron yelled then walked upstairs to pick his room. Harry, Justin, and Terry followed him. Blaise walked over to the back door looking out he saw what Ron meant.
"Hey Draco! Its Weaslette! Wanna have fun while were stuck with those arseholes?"
"Like what?"
"Get Weaseltte and whoever that chick is to play a little game with us."
"Okay! Whose the other chick anyways?"
"Don't know... kinda reminds you of Granger though..."
"Granger! Yeah right like she would be here."
"You never know! It could be her." Blaise said sitting down on the couch. Draco sat down by him.
"Ron"s so proective of me... it blows." Ginny sighed.
"Yeah well try being his girlfriend and Malfoy's hitting on you just to piss Ron off."
"Malfoy hit on you!"
"Yeah! Last year of Hogwarts. Head Boy and Girl you know."
"Oh yeah... you were his roommate. What happened between you two?"
"Ummm... nothing." Hermione lied. She stared down at her hands.
"Okay... Look Malfoy and Zambini are our other roommates. Oh can we mess with them?"
"Sure... oh shoot! Drake wanted me to call him. Lets go in."
"Okay! He's demanding for a three year old."
"I guess. He gets it after me though." Hermione said as she walked to the door. They walked in together, but Ginny sat in the chair as Hermione walked over to the wall phone.
Draco and Blaise watched as Ginny and the other girl walked in. Ginny sat down but the other one didn't. She dialed a number and waited.
"Hey mum! Is Drake around?... Okay I'll wait... Hey Drake! Its me. I called just like you wanted... Yes... Maybe. I'm not sure if we can... Alright hold on let me get her... Hey Gin! Drake wants to talk to you!" she said. Ginnny walked up and took the phone.
"Drake! How are you?" Ginny exclaimed excitedly into the phone. The other girl walked over and sat down in the chair Ginny was sitting in.
"Mione Drake says he loves you! And that you better take him tomorrow." Ginny said as she sat on the arm of the chair.
"Your right! He is demanding for his age. Looks like I should be busy tomorrow..." she sighed.
"So girls... wanna play a game?" Blaise asked.
"What kind of game?" Hermione asked.
"Oh come on Granger your not afraid are you?" Malfoy asked.
"How did you know it was me?"
"She called you Mione. Weasel and Pothead call you that too. Its easy to figure out." he said.
"Fine we'll play. Right Gin?"
"Yeah! I'll start! Were playing Truth or Dare. Sooo... Malfoy truth or dare?" Ginny asked.
"Umm... Dare!"
"Alright... Kiss Zambini!"
"No way! I am not doing that."
"Alright... then how about you go upstairs and tell Ron and Harry that you did Hermione."
"Alright!" he said then went upstairs.
"Gin! Why did you do that?"
"Because its funny!" Hermione glared at her friend as she heard Harry yell,
"WHAT?" Draco smile smugly as Harry and Ron walked up to Hermione.
"Hermione you didn't actually sleep with Malfoy did you?" Ron asked.
"So what if I did or not. Have you ever wondered why I wasn't around you for the past couple years?" she said quite coldly. Harrry grabbed Ron's arm and went back upstairs.
"Herm did you just stick up for Malfoy?" Ginny asked.
"So what if I did. Ron and Harry stopped contact with me when I broke up with Ron. Who cares!"
"Point taken! Any ways... Hermione truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"Whose Drake?" Draco asked. "His name is kinda too close to mine don't you think." Hermione glared at Malfoy the best she could ,but she couldn't.
"He's my son... Three years old to be exact. Alright... Zambini truth or dare?"
"Dare me!"
"I dare you to kiss Ginny." she said. Ginny jumped up and planted a big kiss on Blaise.
"Mione you should have came up with something else... Blaise and I have been dating for a month now." Ginny said.
"You what? Wow Gin.. never thought that."
"Yeah and I would have never thought that... wait! Hermione who is Drake's father?"
"I can't say that!" she said a little too quickly.
"Uh-huh! Right! So why does he look like-" Ginny said but Hermione covered her mouth with her hand.
"It is him. But don't tell... he doesn't know. Why do you think Harry and Ron don't know?"
"Okay... but this is so cool! You should tell him!"
"I can't!"
"Yes you can!" Hemrione glared at her. Ginny sat down again thinking up a plot to get Hermione to tell Draco Malfoy that he was Drake's father.
AN/ Another fanfic started... yay me! Review please! Lots of thanks to anyone who does.
