Author's Notes: Well, hello there! I was bored one day, so I decided to write this up! And now, I'll share it with all of you lovely people.

Hope you enjoy it! :D

Disclaimer: I don't own any part of OHSHC or Chuck Norris. Because no one can own Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris owns everything.

1. The Hitachi twins once had a triplet. Unfortunately, he decided to make eye contact with Chuck Norris.

2. Renge once tried to cosplay as Chuck Norris, but died of misery that she could never portray his incredible badassness.

3. Chuck Norris always knows which one is Hikaru.

4. Kasanoda's icy glare means nothing to Chuck Norris… He eats those glares for breakfast.

5. If Chuck Norris told Kyoya to get out of bed early, he would. With a smile.

6. Nekozawa would go into a tanning booth if Chuck Norris willed it.

7. Chuck Norris looks better in a dress than any of the Host Club. Of course, no one really knows because Chuck Norris is too manly to be seen in a dress.

8. When Honey got a cavity, it didn't really heal from lack of sweets. It healed because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his mouth with such incredible force that the damage reversed itself.

9. Haruhi will never love any of the Host Club members. Her heart will always belong to Chuck Norris.

10. Éclair only uses a lorgnette because, if she ever ran into Chuck Norris, she would go blind with sheer admiration.

11. Chuck Norris and Honey-sempai once got into a fight; as a result, the entire nation of Japan went down in flames. But this minimal of damage was only because Chuck Norris forgot to stretch that day. Speaking of stretching, Honey had been carried away on a stretcher.

12. Mori only carries Honey on his back to protect him from Chuck Norris. Of course, this would never work. No one is safe from Chuck Norris.

13. Honey is classed as a 'weapon of mass destruction.' Chuck Norris would be classed as 'Oh, hell. Run!'

14. If Chuck Norris were to push a potted plant onto Kasanoda, Mori would know better than to yank him out of the way. Doing so would earn him a roundhouse kick to the face.

15. Chuck Norris doesn't need a 'lovely object.' Chuck Norris is a lovely object.

16. Growing mushrooms in Chuck Norris' closet would result in loss of limbs. Good thing for us, Chuck Norris makes a lovely stewed limb and mushroom sauté.

17. Antoinette once tried to lick Chuck Norris. She lived, but only because Chuck Norris doesn't have an appetite for golden retriever…yet.

18. Chuck Norris is the spice that makes commoner's coffee taste so good.

19. Haruhi used to be a world-class singer. That is, until she badmouthed Chuck Norris.

20. Haruhi didn't come to Ouran because of a scholarship. She came because Chuck Norris was in the mood for a comedy that day.

LETS TRY FOR ONE HUNDRED! Go ahead and review with ideas! ^.^