Me: This story is the product of my boredom.
Maya: So it's quite short.
Me: On with the story!
Maya: You forgot the disclaimer, Al.
Me: Oh yeah! I'm not JP, so obviously I don't own MR.
Maya: So don't sue her.
The Flock and Dylan were strolling in the park, having some unusual peace and quiet. "Max? Why are there girls running towards us?" Fang asked, squinting at the mob of people running towards them. "They must be my fangirls, since I'm so handsome. Plus, I can sing really well!" Dylan said proudly. The whole Flock inwardly rolled their eyes. Max said, "We'll see what it is. If it's some Erasers or Flyboys or whatever, U and A, okay?" Everyone nodded, and braced themselves for a fight. "ZOMG! It's really Fang!" Squealed one of the girls. Oh no, it's those FANGirls, AGAIN! Max thought. The last time they saw those FANGirls they almost caused a stampede, just to get to see and touch Fang. "Everyone! It's those fangirls again! Up and away, NOW!" Max commanded, and they all extended their wings to fly away. Everyone except for Dylan, who still thought those girls were crazy about him, (A/N: In your dreams!) and wasn't there the first time the Flock met the FANGirls. Since Fang was already out of their reach, one of the FANGirls wailed, "Noooo! We were so close to touching Fang!" Hearing this, Fang smirked, while Max glared at him. "Hey, wait!" Another FANGirl said, noticing Dylan. "Isn't that the clone that prevented Fax from happening?" "WHAT?" All of the FANGirls screeched, "HE'S HERE?" "You ruined Fax!" A girl screamed and hit Dylan right on the face. All of the girls pounced on him, and started beating him up and/or screaming at him. Even though could fight, a mob of angry FANGirls was no match for him. The Flock didn't even bother helping him, since they all hated him. They beat him up until they were satisfied, and once they were, they stalked away. "Shouldn't we help him?" Angel asked, even though she didn't want to help. "Nah, he'll just get in our way again. Nice of them to help us kill him." Iggy replied. "Yeah," Gazzy snickered. Nudge babbled, "OMG did you see those girls, they were like punching him in his gut and then they shouted like mad, just because they really hated him, and Dylan's gonna die. Wow they want Max and Fang to be together so much that they actually—" "Yeah, okay, let's just go." Max interrupted her. And the flock flew away, leaving Dylan down there, dying and thinking, I can't believe my fans loved me so much that they actually fought over me!
Me: Told you it was cliche.
Maya: And I told you to write this.
Me: You didn't. My brain did.
Maya: I'm in your brain, remember? *facepalm*
Me: Oh yeah. So, review! I'll give you a virtual hug and/or virtual chocolate cake if you do!