Bigger than Mine
" No vay, Keety."
" Kurt, like, come on!"
" Keety! I said no."
" Please! Rogue's no help, Jean off with Scott, and I am so not asking Evan!"
" Keety, I'm not going to spend my entire Saturday going shopping with you. Guys don't do zat."
" But... gasp Hey! Like, Why don't you wear this!"
" Vha-OH, NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! Once vas enough."
" Oh, come on. I never even got to see the last time."
" That vas the point! Jean, Scott, and the Professor were enough."
" Kurt, like, as my friend you know you're going to have to go one way or another. And it would be a whole lot less awkward for you to be seen shopping with a girl if you wore it."
" Keety- "
" Please."
" Oh, alright."
static-ish noise 1
" Are you happy now?"
" ..."
" ..."
" ...HUMPH!"
" VAS!?" 2
" pout Your holo-breasts are bigger than mine."
" UGHHH!"
The End
Well, just like I promised, now I'm gonna explain to you all who haven't seen the episode "Adrift" what's going on. At the begining and throughout the episode it shows Kurt messing with his image inducer and getting results such as a muscle-man version of himself, a fat version, and a version were his head is HUGE. Apparently, after all this tampering he eventually broke it and had to tell the Professor in order to have it fixed. As Kurt was going to see Scott, who was in the imfirmary with Jean, the Professor returned his 'repaired' image inducer and Kurt immediately put it on. Too bad it wasn't until Scott called him "ma'am" and then looking into the mirror did Kurt realize that the Professor, in order to punish Kurt for tampering with in the first place, couldn't resist making it so that the inducer showed a female version of Kurt human self.
What possessed me to make this fic? Well, I noticed that Kitty was kinda lacking in the chest department and when I saw that scene in "Adrift" I thought, Man! Even KURT'S boobs were bigger than her's! So this is what my mind created. Please review!
1 I have no idea on the way to write the sound that Kurt's image inducer makes so I had to make do with this
2 For all of you who are German-ignorant or have been deprived of other Kurt fics it means "What"