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Open Collars

A/N: Hello everyone!! Thank you for reading my fic!! It just came to me when my teacher asked a student if he had his collar popped to protect his neck from another guys' hickies… So yeah, enjoy!!

Hmm…There was something so wrong about it. The problem was, Naruto couldn't quite place what exactly it was.

"Dobe?" The person in front of him said.

'huh? what?' Naruto snapped out of his thoughts. "Oh, what Sasuke-teme?"

"What are you staring at?"

Naruto gulped. He was so busted…. "No-nothing…"

"Whatever."

"You're doing it again! Please explain what it is about me that you find so compelling to stare at?"

((Ah, there are SO many answers to that ))

"Hmph. Your neck teme. Why is your shirt collar so wide? It offers no protection."

Sasuke had to stop and think about that one. He himself didn't know why the Uchiha shirts were like this. But there was a more pressing matter in his mind.

"Protection from what, dobe?"

"Hickies."

Sasuke stopped and paled.

"What?!" he asked, turning to face the dobe.

"Hickies. I mean, just look at what happened with Orochimaru."