CHAPPIE ONE! Fatal Angel Love
Written By: Syaoran's Tenshi Itsumademo, and helped with Sakurabunnie, aka meggi sensai/Bunnie sensai.
AUTHOR"S NOTES: MWAH….IM HYPER!! YAY…N I'M ACTUALLY WRITING A CRAZY NON-ANGSTY FANFIC…*GASPS* OMG! Hehehehehe….N THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SUGAR…*NODS* SO DON'T ACCUSE DA INNOCENT SUGAR!! *runs around going crazy*
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Syaoran's Tenshi Itsumademo knocked on a good friend of hers, Sakurabunnie's door on a Saturday afternoon one day.
"Konnichiwa Sakurabunnie-chan!" Syaoran's Tenshi Itsumademo, aka STI *too lazy to type full name* Sakurabunnie invited STI inside.
"SAKURABUNNIE GUESS WHAT?" STI exclaimed.
"Nani?" Sakurabunnie asked.
"I GOT JAY CHOU'S NEW CD!" STI said hyperly.
"*GASPS* I WANT IT!" Sakurabunnie said.
"HEHEHE MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!" STI holds it tightly. Sakurabunnie goes angry and starts choking STI. STI turns blue and is choking. Sakurabunnie lets go and stares at STI. She pokes STI because STI didn't move. She steps aside carefully and quietly takes Jay Chou cd away from STI.
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Sakurabunnie sees that STI was dead so she buried her in Syaoran's Backyard and goes away. Sakurabunnie goes to STI's house, and goes on her computer. She sees that STI was logged in on FF.NET so she goes to check her stories. She Finds out that STI has been tricking people with a fake summary for her story to trick people into reading her fanfic. Sakurabunnie sweatdrops and put in STI's profile :
HIHI I'm Sakurabunnie now! Syaoran's Tenshi Itsumademo has unfortunately died under the anger of her friend and is now probably in Heaven. I now own this account and all her stories. *NODS* and please read the story with the NICE *summary* before you go!. SAYONARA. P.S : STI has been buried in Syaoran's Backyard , and I'm quite positive she is very happy right now.
-Sakurabunnie.
Sakurabunnie nods in satisfaction and changes the password so she could remember it, and goes home.
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Meanwhile with STI:
STI wakes up and finds herself on a cloud.
"AHH WHERE AM I? SAKURABUNNIE?" She screams, as she looks down at the world.
"WELCOME" A voice boomed.
"WHERE AM I? WHO ARE YOU?" STI goes frantic.
"I'm the cupid!" A flying person came out with a arrows and hearts.
"HUH?! ARen't you supposed to be GOD?" STI asked.
"PSSH NO, IM A CUPID, N CUPIDS BELONG TO HEAVEN..HMPH," The cupid said and wacks STI on the head, and STI collapses and goes unconscious.
The cupid gulps.
"…erm….can an angel die in heaven?" he asked, and shoots an arrow with a heart on STI. STI wakes up.
"hmm….what happened," STI asked.
"You went unconscious, I woke you up with my arrows," the cupid said.
"….those things aren't supposed to revive people, those things are supposed to make people fall in love!" STI said. SUDdenly huge Hearts popped in her eyes, and she gets up and charges towards the Cupid. Cupid gulps.
"UH OH…..NOOO DON'T COME NEAR ME!" He screams, and runs away as STI chases after him. STI Tackles cupid and hugs cupid. Cupid screams and shoots another arrow at STI. STI snaps out of trance.
"EW…what am I doing?? Ewww you ugly and short," STI screamed, and makes a face.
"YOU PERVERT!" STI screams…STI looks around and picks up some dirty clouds and throws them at Cupid.
"OW!! EWW!" Cupid screams as STI throws more ugly dirty hard clouds at Cupid.
"STOP IT!! YOU'RE CRAZY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU GOT TO COME TO HEAVEN!" Cupid yells at STI. STI narrows her eyes and insults the cupid.
"ANYWAYZ….IM BORED…YOUR BORING…" STI says
"THEN…LET'S SING THE HAPPIE SONG!" Cupid says happily. STI sweatdrops, as Cupid starts singing.
"IT'S A HAPPIE WORLD, I AM HAPPY, YOU ARE HAPPY, WE ARE HAPPY, IT'S A HAPPIE HAPPIE HAPPIE WORLD!" Cupid sings loudly and cheerfully. It has a very catchy tune, and STI starts to sing along.
"WE ARE HAPPY, IT'S A HAPPIE HAPPIE WORLD, AND THIS IS A HAPPIE HAPPIE SONG!" STI and Cupid sang together happily and dances around on the clouds.
But they forgot about the clouds STI threw at Cupid, and now there's a huge hole in the middle of heaven, and as they danced around STI feels really light suddenly.
"Hey…AHHHHH" STI screams as she falls down from the hole. After a long while and a lot of screaming, STI lands on somebody.
"OUCh!" STI the person said at the same time. STI got off and stretched, and turns around to see that she had landed on Syaoran, who was having trouble getting up.
"What the heck was that?! Something REALLY heavy fell on me, it's like a giant butt landing on me from space," Syaoran said to Sakura. Sakura laughs. STI grows angry.
"HELLO?1 DON'T YOU SEE ME?! IM RIGHT HERE!!" STI shouts and waves hand in front of Syaoran's face, but he doesn see her. Hmmm…maybe he can't see me cause I'm an angel now…hmph. STI thinks to herself.
STI growls angrily as she sees Syaoran kiss Sakura, and wacks Syaoran on the head.
"OWW!" Syaoran said. And STI kicks Syaoran's butt, but Syaoran was kissing Sakura, and STI was so angry she kicked him so hard, he flew across the room with Sakura, and landed on each other.
"…You ok Sakura? I'm Sorry," he said. Sakura shook her head and birdies surround her head, and she faints. Syaoran holds Sakura close to him and a tear forms in his eyes.
STI burst into tears seeing Syaoran cry. She glares at Sakura for making Syaoran unhappy. Tears streamed down STI's face like a river, and she crys really loudly.
"SYAORAN-KUN..I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU, BUT WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME THE WAY I LOVE You!! WAAAAAAAHHHHH" STI cries and jumps on Syaoran. Syaoran falls on top of Sakura.
"OWWWW….IT FEELS AS IF SOME FAT GIRL FELL ON ME! IT's LIKE A 300 POUND WEIGHT," He exclaimed as he rubbed his back after STI climbs off Syaoran.
"HMPH ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?!" STI yells and strangles Syaoran, but he was coughing badly, so she let go. He held his throat and coughed.
"OW….UGH, this place is Dangerous, I better take Sakura to the hospital," he said and ran away carrying Sakura in his arms. STI sits down and cries. STi suddenly remembered about Sakurabunnie and flys over to Sakurabunnie's house.
"SAKURABUNNIE ARE YOU THERE? I'M A GHOST AND I'M HERE TO GET REVENGE!" STI calls. Sakurabunnie comes out.
"Don't need to yell, I can hear you," Sakurabunnie said.
"But I thought you can't see me?" STI asked. Sakurabunnie shrugs.
"maybe it's cause I'm going to die soon, I've been getting the feeling I ain't gonna live pass this year" Sakurabunnie says. STI's eyes widens, but then shrugs.
"Then I'll have a friend in heaven..YAY!" STI says happily and jumps around. Sakurabunnie sweatdrops, as she holds Jay chou's cd.
STI gasps.
"YOU!!! YOU TOOK MY JAY CHOU CD!!" STI tries to grab it back, but her hand goes through the cd.
"haha!" Sakurabunnie laughs. STI gets angry and grabs a bat and runs after Sakurabunnie. Just when she was going to hit Sakurabunnie she got caught back to heaven.
"Where were you?? You're not supposed to go down there, you'll get lost," Cupid said, and dragged STI to visit the other tenshis.