Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan were finished recording "Stuck" in the studio, when Gustavo hollered, "You guys need way more publicity!"
They all looked at him. "But…we're famous" Kendall told him. "Kendall!" James scoffed, rolling his eyes. "There is never such thing as too famous!" Gustavo looked at James for a long time. "As I was saying…" Gustavo began. That was his way of saying, "You're off the hook, for now."
"Big Time Rush needs to get more famous" Gustavo announced. "Ooh, ooh!" said Carlos, raising his hand, and jumping up and down. "What?" Gustavo addressed him. "We could perform a dangerous stunt!" Carlos told them, delighted.
"Not happening" Logan told him. "Well…we could break a world record for something!" Carlos suggested. "Hey, maybe we could" James said. "Um, guys", said Kelly. "Me being Gustavo's assistant, I really should help come up with the publicity thing. And…Not to break your spirits, but that's gonna take a lot of work, and luck, and planning and stuff!"
"Any other ideas?" Gustavo demanded. "Um…" said Logan. "YOU DOGS CAN NEVER COME UP WITH ANYTHING!" Gustavo screamed, turning an ugly shade of red. "That's not true", said Kendall cautiously. Gustavo rounded on him. Then stormed off to his office.
"He'll be in there for a while" Kelly told the boys. "You guys should leave. If you guys stick around, Gustavo will scream so loud, you might just disintegrate." "THAT'S RIGHT!" yelled Gustavo from his office. Apparently, he had been listening to them from inside his office.
Carlos pulled on his helmet, and shot out the door. The others followed. "I don't see why we couldn't of tried to break a world record!" Carlos complained. "Remember that time Carlos made us help him make the world record for heaviest car balanced on head?" James asked. "Yeah, and we all balanced it on out heads" Kendall said. "So Carlos would of gotten disqualified, because we helped him."
"I thought is was fun!" Carlos said. "No way" said Logan. "The car completely fell apart! We left you alone for five minutes, and you managed to break thirty pieces off the car, claiming you dropped it!"
"I couldn't help it" Carlos confessed. "Yeah, well, you managed to make a real mess" Kendall said. "Yeah, my arm was completely bruised, and Mrs. Knight had no more ice packs left, so I had to hold a package of frozen fish sticks on my bruise!" Logan said, annoyed.
As soon as the boys entered Kendall's apartment, Carlos made a beeline for the box of doughnuts. "Hey, I was gonna have a doughnut!" James protested. "It's mine!" Carlos cried.
"Actually, it's mine" said Katie, coming up behind James and Carlos, and snatching the doughnut out of Carlos's hand. "Katie" scolded Mrs. Knight. "You already had a brownie today! You don't need a doughnut!"
"No, you've got it all wrong!" said Katie seriously. "My body ate the brownie, but my spirit ate the doughnut!" "Katie, you've tried all the excuses in the book", Kendall said, as Katie munched on her doughnut.
"Which book is this?" Logan asked. "Katie's jumbo helpful crazy shrewd evil book of excuses" Kendall said, before Katie could say anything.
"Katie, do you have all your homework done?" Mrs. Knight asked her daughter. "I'm not sure", Katie said, after a pause. "Katie" said Mrs. Knight dangerously. "Where is your homework?" "Uh...well" said Katie. "I…sort of, um, paid Mr. Bitters to get it done"
"Katie, I want you to get a new piece of homework tomorrow morning, and do it yourself." Mrs. Knight said, sternly. "Do you guys have any homework?" Katie asked the guys. "Because if you don't and I do, that's a no homework pass for me."
"Yeah, we have homework", said Kendall, pointing to the pile of papers he had taken out of his backpack. "We have to fill out some survey about ourselves." "Well, did you finish your homework yet" Mrs. Knight asked. "No" said Kendall, James, and Carlos, at the same time Logan said "Yes"
"Surveys are torture", Carlos groaned. James had already started on his. He was muttering, "Favorite thing, lucky comb…favorite article of clothing, hmm, my lucky v-neck…"
"Surveys are not torture", said Logan. "Here, I'll ask you some questions. "Okay Carlos, what's your favorite subject at school?" "Lunch" Carlo replied. "Okay" said Logan. "What's your favorite part of school?" "Lunch" Carlos told him.
Logan gave him a dirty look. "Okay" said Logan. "Since you like lunch…what's your favorite food?" "Lunc-oh…I mean cheese puffs dipped in pickle juice" "Fill it in yourself" Logan told him.
"Have a hard time in the studio today?" Mrs. Knight asked Kendall. "Well…Gustavo thinks we should be more famous" Kendall said. "Is that really necessary?" Mrs. Knight asked him.
"Nah, but we could get famous for standing on the roof, and barfing out cheese doodles onto the ground" Carlos said.
"NO!" said Kendall, James, and Logan.