Me, Weasels, and the Akatsuki
CRASH!!!!! I shoot up straight in my bed and listen. I hear……Deidara? Yelling at……Tobi? 'What the fuck is going on? I wonder. I climb out of bed, open my door quietly and the yelling gets louder. Then I hear a lot of 'Tobi's sorry!' and a 'shut up Tobi.' I sneak into the hall and look into the living room/kitchen. I have to blink twice, rub my eyes and pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming. I look again. There they are, plain as day. The Akatsuki, all of them. And a chair was knocked over. That must've been the crash I heard. Deidara looked annoyed, but, then again, wasn't he always annoyed? I study them further. Even the people who were supposed to be dead we're there. 'Kami, what is going on?' I think. I quietly sneak back to my room and close the door softly. Then I sit and think. 'What the hell are the akatsuki doing in my house?? And how did they get here????' I look at the clock. 9:30 a.m. 'fuck, I can't think like this early in the morning without coffee. Hmmmmm……..what am I gonna do?' I think for a minute. Then I stand up, pull together my best acting skills, and go into the living room. I act tired and pretend to not see them for a second. Then I "see" them and yell, "OH MY EFFIN GOD WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!" and kisame, who was standing next to me, rubs his ears and mutters under his breath. Then all kinds of weapons are pointed at me. "Who are you, un?" Deidara asks. I ignore him. "PEOPLE! THIS MY HOUSE! SO QUIT WITH THE WEAPONS!!" I say. "Don't kill her, she can help us. So put your weapons away." Pain says. The weapons disappear. "Thank you," I say and walk over to the coffee maker and start it. I turn and lean on the counter. "Where are we?" Pain asked. 'Oh god hard question first.' I thought. "ok, um……how can I put this where you guys won't be confused………ok, this is the real world, for the people who live here. Where you guys come from is a made-up world for us." I explained as best I could. Pain processed that for a minute. "So that means we're not supposed to be real right?" he asked. I nodded. "Then how and why are we here?" Konan asked. "I don't know," I said "but I will try to help you, if you want." Pain considered this for a minute, and then looked at Tobi to where nobody but me noticed. Tobi gave a small nod. "Ok," Pain said. "All right then!" I said, pushing myself off the counter. "First things first, the rules here. 1. Don't kill anybody. 2. You can't go anywhere with those clothes on, people will recognize you. So wait until I get you guy's new clothes. 3. Ummmm…..don't tell people who you are, please! And…..that's it!" by that time the coffee was done, so I made myself a cup. Then I started heading to my room, making plans. 'Ok so…..Pain, Konan, Kakuzu, and Itachi can stay here. Hidan and Tobi can stay at Carly's place, and Dei, Sasori, Kisame, and Zetsu can stay at Hannah's. That is, if they're ok with it.' By that time I'm in my room, getting my cell phone. I go back into the living room with it. "You don't mind if I tell two of my friends u guys are here, do you? I don't have enough room for all you guys." I said. "Can you trust them? And didn't you say that nobody is to know…?" Pain asked. "Grrr, I hate it when people do that," I muttered. "We can trust these two. And they are the only exception to the rule." "Ok then," Pain said. So I text Hannah asking her to come over with Carly.
"WHAT?!?!?!" they yelled simultaneously. "Shut up! Before anybody hears you!!! If you don't believe me, let's go inside, they're in there!!" I say. I turned and lead them inside. I watched their faces as they took in the Akatsuki. Their mouths dropped open. Hannah took me and Carly by the arms and dragged us into my room. "Are they cosplayers?" Hannah asked. "No. I checked before you guys got here. They are the real deal." I said. "How did you check?" Carly asked. "I looked at Dei's hands," I replied. "They're real." "Oh Kami," said Hannah. "How did they get here??" I shrug. "I don't know. All I know is that I heard a crash and I look and they're in my living room." "Oh god what are we going to do?" Carly asked. "Well, I was thinking that we could try to figure out what brought them here. And until we do, I don't have enough room for them here." "I'll take some," Hannah offered. Then I notice a plant thing sticking out of my wall. "ZETSU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" I yelled. Hannah and Carly turned to see what I was yelling at. "Oh my god." They both said. "Pain told me to keep an eye on you three until we can trust you," Zetsu explained. "Ok," I said. "Hey, you don't mind staying at Hannah's do you? Just don't eat anybody." I pointed to Hannah. "That's Hannah." "Ummmm….ok," Zetsu said. "Ok," I said. "It sounds like you already have things figured out," Carly said. "y-e-s….." I said slowly. "So what do you have figured out…?" Hannah asked. "Where each one is going to stay," I said. "Who's where?" Hannah asked. "Pain, Konan, Itachi and Kakuzu stay here. Dei, Sasori, Shark-man, and Zetsu stays with you Hannah. And…" I say. "Hidan and Tobi with me, right?" Carly asked. "Yup!" I said, smiling. "Now let's go get proper introductions," I say, getting up and skipping out. Hannah and Carly both sweat drop. "You seriously didn't tell them your name?" Hannah asked. "Don't judge me!!!!!!" I say. "Wow," said Hannah. "Come on," I said. We go into the living room. "Hey! These peoples are Hannah," I say, pointing to Hannah. "And Carly" I point to Carly. "Okay, so seeing as I don't have enough room for all of you guys, Hannah and Carly have given their ok to let some of you to stay at their houses." "Who's going where?" asked Kisame. "Ok, Itachi, Pain, Konan, and Kakuzu stay here. Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, and Kisame are at Hannah's. Hidan, Tobi, your obviously at Carly's." I say. Deidara looked really happy getting away from Tobi while they were here. "But before you leave, we have to get you new clothes." I said.