A Twisted Backyardigans
by malkshake
It was a normal afternoon in the neighbourhood. Pablo and Austin had just finished having spontanious sex in the backyard. "Man, that was hot" said Pablo, lighting up a smoke. Just then, Tyrone came over. "Hey guys. I was thinking that we could play some retarded imagination game today." "Sure. Let's play Pimps and Whores!" shouted Austin. Uniqua and Tasha came over. They decided that Tyrone and Pablo were going to be the pimps, Austin and Tasha would be the whores. They took some acid out of Tyrone's stash and got ready for the game.
Soon they were in a ghetto neighbourhood, not unlike their own. Uniqua was going to be a customer. She walked over to Tasha. "Hey baby, ive got $5, let's get it on". "Fuck you. Im worth more than $5". "No your not. You give it out for free all the time anyways. Alright, lets do this shit". Uniqua had a very large boner now. Tasha touched Uniqua's straining erection and then they tackled eachother and started doing it in front of Pablo, Tyrone, and Austin. They were jealous about not getting any so they had a threeway. Then Sherman the wormin came over and started giving Tyrone a blowjob. But unfourtunately, Tyrone's 10 foot meat pole ripped right through the little worm, killing him. Austin started crying like a bitch. He had eyeliner and mascara running down his face as he attempted to punch Tyrone. Tyrone beat the shit out of Austin and accidentally strangled him. Then Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, and Pablo walked away.
They were bored as fuck so they decided to buy some more drugs. They found a dealer, who happened to be Rosco the robot. He sold them some more acid and shrooms and then they all got really fucked up. Tyrone thought Uniqua had huge tits so he tried to fuck her but she killed him by snapping his neck like a twig. Fuckloads of other crazy shit happened to them, but soon their buzz ended. Now they were really bored, but they thought of something to do. Instead of Pimps and Whores, they decided to play their second favourite imagination game, gynecologist. Pablo and Uniqua played it on Tasha, who at first enjoyed sticking lots of different objects into Tasha's pussy, but after the fire extinguisher got stuck, Tasha screamed like a bitch at them. Uniqua got pissed and killed Tasha, then had sex with her body. "What the fuck did you do that for" said Pablo. "Whats it to ya, she was a bitch anyways" said Uniqua. "True" said Pablo. Then they went home to get some graham crackers and milk. But then Uniqua got pissed off about something and killed Pablo.
the end.