CHAPTER ONE

Hiro, Arata, Matt, Night, Tsubaki, Black*Star, Kidd, Maka, Lacey, Soul, Annie, Trevor, Rosie, Yue, and Machi were all relaxing in detention, when Stein walked in.

"Subjects, I mean guinea pigs, I mean studies, I mean… Delinquents! Follow me."

"Uh…. Something tells me that I don't want to do that," Soul says.

Stein groaned inwardly, Fine, I'll get you children to come with me the hard way. He then tossed a small round ball thing into the classroom and rushed off. BOOOOOOOM! A huge sound echoed from the room and he heard the dull thud of bodies hitting the floor. He walked back into the classroom, piled the bodies on a gurney, and reeled it away.

A few minutes later he arrived at his "lair" and dumped the bodies on the floor after tying them up. He then went to his chemistry table and fooled around with the chemicals. A few hours later, he was finished with whatever he was making and shoved it down the captives' throats.

Suddenly their bodies began to change; they shrank and became very hairy and in a puff of smoke all fifteen of them were cats. Stein looked from the empty bottle to the cats on the floor, I have to get rid of the evidence, he thought, I know! I'll send them through that dimension transporter. That'll work~ and I'll name this… Kiti Henkan Kusuri Mono.

Stein shoved the bodies onto the gurney and whooshed it into the next room. Then tossed them through the portal.

"Wait… I just got rid of some of the most annoying kids in my class! Yes!"

FIVE HOURS LATER

"Wha~? Where are we," Yue asks as she stands up. The others woke up as well.

"Why is everything so big~? Did Professor Stein shrink us? Wait… why are you all cats?" Matt looked around wide-eyed. He then looks in a puddle, "I'm a kitty too~? Yay~~~ LEAF!" Matt suddenly pounced on a leaf that floated to the ground.

"Damn it! I can't be a-a-achoo! A cat! I'm allergic to them!" Lacey sneezed.

Night started laughing, "Haha! A cat's that allergic to themself! This has gotta be good!"

Just then Lacey shoved Night into a lake, "AHHH! COLD WATER! COLD WATER!" Night jumped out of the water and shook herself off, spraying the others with water.

"Hey! Watch it," all of them shout as they got sprayed with the freezing water.

Night ignored them and started talking, "Judging be the temperature and smell of the air it's around mid-autumn in—" she sniffed the air. "—England. Damn! I love this cat nose~. I can smell everything~!"

"How the hell did this happen," Trevor yells in shock.

Annie smiles happily, "Yay~~~~ kitties~~~~!"

Then Lacey, Trevor, and Annie all looked at Night, "Wait did you say England? YAY~~! ENGLISH FOOD~!"

Rose stared at her paws, how the hell am I a cat, although I do like them . . .. But why England! I fuckin' hate England!

Meanwhile Arata was bouncing around thinking, I'm a kitty~ and I'm in England~! Yay~ TAIL! COME BACK HERE! He starts to chase his tail and Hiro was grumbling angrily to himself, Why a fucking cat!? Grrr. Wait. England? Okay, it's a bit better. Machi was happily thinking; Yay~ I love cats! And England! I've never been here before!

Kidd suddenly fell to the ground yelling, "NOOO! EVEN AS A CAT I'M UNSYMETRICAL!"

"HAHAHA! THE GREAT BLACK*STAR IS EVEN GREATER AS A CAT," Black*star yells, trying to stand on his hind paws, but falling back down like the big failure he is.

Night reared up and swiped at him, claws unsheathed, "Yeah, a great pink failure. And hey~ these claws are so~ useful!"

"This is so uncool," Soul muttered. Maka just sat there and thought smarticle thoughts while Tsubaki just sat there in shock.

Matt was still playing with a leaf and Arata was still chasing his tail when they heard a furious yowl from behind them. Everyone whirled around as a black, gray, and brown cat attacked them. And in no time flat, they were all on the ground with minor wounds.

"That cat has mad~ skill," Soul said as he attempted to get to his feet.

"WHAT THE HELL!? WHY COULDN'T I TRANSFORM INTO WEAPON!" Trevor yelled

"Because we cats you fucking idiot," Night snapped, I bet Stein did this. I'm gonna kill him if we ever get back.

Suddenly another cat, this one black and gray, walked out of the bushes. The cat, they all noticed had a thin scar along her right eye.

"What are you doing here," she demands.

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