Authors note: This is my first fan fiction and I hope you like it. It is a mix of ToS and PhD: Fantasy Degree. If you don't know what that is, please read it, it's a really good manga! (It's Korean!) But enjoy everyone!

P.S. I am using someone else's email because I don't have internet, but we do at school, that's why the nickname is I HAVE A PREGA AND ZELOSWILDER. I would have something else, but there wasn't room.

Disclaimer: I don't own ToS!

A Freakish Vacation

Off to Altamira!

Zelos: "Man, it's HOT! There's gotta be someplace to go to cool down…The Hot Springs! No, that wouldn't work…hmm…let's see…Oh, Altamira! Yah, we should go to Altamira! Lloyd, let's go to Altamira!"

Lloyd: "Ahh! Zelos, GET OFF ME! Why do you want to go there?!?"

Zelos: "Oh come on Lloyd! We need a vacation from severing the mana links and plus it's HOT! Hmm, not to mention all the babes that'll be there! It'll be a dream come true!"

Hearts all around him

Sheena: "Zelos, you idiotic pervert! We don't have time for that! You know severing the mana links are a much more important matter!"

Sheena red with anger

Zelos: "Oh come on Sheena, don't tell me you don't want to take a breather from all that, plus it's hot! But I guess you could just take off—"

SMACK

Sheena: "You could just stop at that, you—you perverted Chosen!"

Sheena redder than before

Zelos: "Ow! Ya don't have ta hit me!"

Raine: "Zelos has a point; we do need a short vacation. It'll do us all a good time to rest for a while."

Colette: "Oh, oh, that would be so much fun!"

Genis: "I'd like that too."

Presea: "A vacation would do us some good."

Regal: "…I think it'll be good for us too…"

Lloyd: "Well Sheena, how 'bout you?"

Sheena: "…Well, ah…fine…"

Lloyd: "Then it's settled, off to Altamira!"

A loud cheering came from the group

Zelos: "Whoa, yah off to Altamira! I can't wait!"

Genis: "You just want to pick up girls."

Zelos: "Shut up you brat!"

Genis: "I told you to stop calling me that!"

Raine: "That's enough of both of you, you're slowing us down!"

Zelos & Genis: "Sorry Raine…"

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At the beach of Altamira

Sheena: "Wow, this is so relaxing…"

Raine: "…Indeed…"

Both on lawn chairs with sun glasses on

Zelos: "Never fear; the Great Zelos Wilder is here!"

Genis: "Now that's disgusting…"

Lloyd & Genis playing knee deep in the water

Lloyd: "What is?"

Genis: "Zelos…in a speedo…"

Lloyd: "I think I just became blind…"

Presea & Colette burying Regal in the sand

Colette: "Isn't this fun!"

Presea: "Yes it is."

Regal: "From this standpoint; it isn't…"

Zelos walking towards Raine & Sheena

Zelos: "So which one of you hunnies wants to hang with me!?"

Sheena: "Not in the mood Zelos, go hit on someone else you perv!"

Zelos: "Gesh, harsh ain't ya? How 'bout you, my lovely professor?"

Raine snoring loudly and making weird noises

Zelos: "…Oh my Goddess Martel…That's a very creepy snore…"

Sheena: "Zelos, just go away!"

Zelos disappointed and walks away

Zelos: "Well then, let's see who I can hit on next…hmm what's that…a-a ring?"

Zelos walks over where he sees the ring and picks it up

Zelos: "What a strange ring…I wonder who it belongs to…"

He asks everyone around, but no one claims it

Zelos: "Maybe I should give it to Sheena…Nah! Whoa, it's getting dark, better call it a day!"

Lloyd: "What a day, night everyone!"

Genis & Colette: "Night Lloyd!"

Regal: "Good night."

Sheena: "Night!"

Presea: "Sleep well."

Raine: "Good night."

Zelos: Yawning "Night!"

Right before Zelos goes to bed, he puts on the ring for no reason