Lucifer reflected on the first time he had been kicked out of Heaven, after a particularly bad fight between him and God. He had only wanted to be more like God, be dominant for once. But God wouldn't stand for that. Stubborn as always.
They had a son on the way, but they argued so much that the Court of the Heavens decided to put Jesus up for adoption. And he was given to the Virgin Mary.
Years later, Jesus is forced to face Lucifer, who has been hurt all these years because Jesus chose God over him in a custody battle. Lucifer for so many years took his suffering out on the inhabitants of Earth, but Jesus changed his whole outlook. He and Lucifer went out for some drinks, and things between them began to be okay. Satan and God realized that, for Jesus's sake, they needed to rekindle their relationship. Overtime, Lucifer and God end up getting back together for a short time, leaving Hell in anarchy. One night, while they were both drunk, they decided that it would be funny to troll the humans into thinking their souls were going to be judged and a rapture would occur every time Jesus went down to Earth to get a Pizza or some beer.