Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters. I'm just a fan who feels like writing some weird fanfiction about Kairi...who now has a new personality. Please read and review! ...if you like?


How It Happened – The Reasons For My Personality Change

My new love is my camera and my laptop. Sora's new love is Riku (thanks to myself and the millions of fan girls) and Roxas's new love is Axel (once again, thanks to myself and the millions of fan girls!). Ha; and you thought I couldn't be a yaoi fan, now could you? And you also thought I couldn't change my ways? The sweet, sweet, sweet annoying "beeyotch" who was in love with Sora? Ha. Thanks to all of you awesome fangirls and boys who love Sora and Riku together and Roxas and Axel together, I have changed my ways.

Blame that super, major Kingdom Hearts message board with the Character Bashing board. And backing up more...did you know us characters check out our fan websites and boards everyday? We do, so you should really watch what you write.

Anyway, back to blaming that character bashing board...well, you see, it was some Saturday night several months ago. I was soooooo bored, waiting for Sora to come over, so I went onto my favourite Kingdom Hearts message board. I was shocked to find the admin had added some character bashing board! I felt my body begin to shake violently, as I saw the last topic posted in was a topic entitled "I Hate Kairi."

I reluctantly clicked the board. I was so shocked to find that my bashing thread had only been the day before, and it was already onto fifty pages! Yes, fifty pages; two more responses until fifty-one.

I was still shaking, almost wanting to cry over the fact that MY bashing thread had fifty pages and Naminé's only had two. Hmph. Why does she get two? Why do I get fifty?! Am I more...more hated? How is that possible? ahem Anyway, I was also almost crying because there were only two bashing threads; mine and Naminé's. Don't ask me how the heck that happened. I suppose that it's because we're practically the same person?

I silently clicked the link to the first page, and begun reading very detailed explanations to why the people hated me. Not what they wanted to do to me, but why they hated me. At least one third of the first several post were widely detailed why. Tears had began rolling down my eyes. They said things such as I was too annoying. Too nice. The only one on Sora's mind. Stuff and such. Some even complained about how thin I was! (WTF?! There isn't anything wrong with being thin!) Surprisingly, I read through the whole thread as fast as I could.

I must have been brained washed by the bashers. I suddenly found my personality to be super annoying. On top of that, I began getting crept out over the fact that Sora liked me. Me. He liked me. And I used to like that...Ew. There are better guys in the village anyway. When Sora came over, I was so crept out by his flirting, I told him he had to leave; I needed to be somewhere early in the morning. Which was a lie.

I began looking at the board more often, seeing what else the haters had to say. And surprisingly, I began to agree with them more.

I decided I should do something. I want more fans! I want to win the hearts of all those haters. Most who are yaoi fans; which I had no clue what that was at first. Until I looked it up. It was something with male/male action (and you should know what I mean by action smirks). I also read North American publishers are using the term to refer to anything from the Boys' Love genre.

I began browsing millions of fan arts for Sora and Riku and Roxas and Axel. I just knew I must somehow split Roxas from Sora AND revive Axel from the dead. I must satisfy those fans! I must get Sora and Riku together! I must get Roxas and Axel together! I must...make a website. A website that sells pictures and videos of all of their so called "action."