Will steeped out of his new car that his friends had bought for him from the car dealer man. He was going to california to meet with skyler to get back together. He steeped from the car. He thought "what if she was with some other fella or pregnaut or something" Then he saw her. She was big as a fechin' whale. "JESUS CHRIST!" said will "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PREGNAUT". "um... I'm not pregnaut. I've just put on some weight". Will was all like "oh shit". skyler siad that she didn't want to see him again. He was kinda sad. He walked back to his kar. Someone had writen on the side"(_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ (_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ (_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ (_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ (_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ (_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ (_)_)::::::::::::::::D~~~~ " Will was kinda angry. So he pulled his ak45 assult rifel from the back of the car. "Ya know what, imma go shoot some duds" Will went up to the first persone he saw and siad "I am manly!2 and shoot them. The police showed up and tried to arrest thim but he shoot them all 2. Then Sean showed up and said "will please don't, i love you. Let's go home and have hardcore sex right fucking now, you and me, wraping my juicy thighes around you. You and me just... POUNDING IT... POUNDING IT!" Will said "yeah ok sure" Then they went home and fucked the shit outta eachother. Then robin williams decided to kill himself. Then Will lost his memory and changed his name to Jason THE END.