This story is pointless ONEshot. It is supposed to be funny but I think that I am failing miserably! Please Review! Please!
"We are bored!" Maureen proclaimed.
"Yeah entertain us Roger." Mimi seconded.
Roger looked up and rolled his eyes. "Does it look like I am your freakin babysitter?"
Maureen looked at Mimi they both shrugged. Maureen sat in Roger lap and groaned "Depends how much do you charge." Roger pushed Maureen off of his lap. Mimi busted out in laughter and Maureen looked at her and started to laugh too.
"Fine what do you want me to do." Roger gave in.
"Oh can we do your hair." Maureen begged.
"No"
"Can we pick out your outfit?"
"No."
"Can we-"
"No"
"God Roger you're just like my mother, no no no and no. Aren't you supposed to be some kind of a rock star? Aren't teenage girls supposed to spend hour dreaming of you?" Maureen taunted.
"What kind of sick idea do you have of America?" Roger asked playfully. Maureen rolled her eyes.
"The point is that WE are bored and I am your girlfriend so you are supposed to entertain me, in this case Maureen too." Mimi said while wrapping her arm around Roger.
"Baby come on what do you want me to do?" A smile broke out on Maureen's face and before Maureen could say anything, "But you can't do my hair or pick up my out fit OR put make-up on me."
"We didn't ask to put make-up on you." Mimi said backing away from Roger just a little.
"But you were, weren't you." Maureen nodded shoving a stale chip in her mouth.
"Come on Ranger Roger, play with us." Maureen wined.
"Don't call me that." Roger sat down.
"What Ranger Roger, does that bother you Mr. Cranky." Maureen taunted. Roger groaned.
"Ranger Roger, Ranger Roger and his rock guitar together they will make music because he wouldn't play with his girlfriend and his girlfriend is gunna leave him cause he wouldn't play." Maureen sang on the top over her lungs.
"Mo that doesn't even rhyme, you should never write a song."
"Thanks for the up lifting support." She fell on the floor and yelled, "My dreams are gone there is nothing left for me I guess I should just die." She acted dead. Mimi began to clap.
"You go girl!" Mimi said threw her laughs.
"See you have Maureen why do you need me to entertain you."
"Oh baby Maureen isn't what I like." Mimi said while twirling Roger's hair around her finger. Roger glared at her.
"Come on baby give me something to do! I'll give you something to do later."
"I'm sure, if you want something to do then clean this apartment."
Maureen and Mimi looked at each other and said, "Ew!"
"Roger even when I lived here we never cleaned it. This place hasn't been cleaned since the building was built in the 1200's," Maureen vetoed.
"Mo honey when did Columbus discover America? Don't you think the land had to be discovered then the building built?" Mimi corrected. "But Roger seriously we aren't cleaning."
"Fine I will tell you a story." Roger grinned.
"Yeah!" Maureen sat 'Indian style' on the ground in front or Roger's feet.
"Once upon a time in a far away land where the only happy people where the rats," Maureen raised her hand like a second grader. "Yes Maureen."
"How can the only happy people be rats because rats aren't people they are animals?"
Mimi slapped her on the arm, "Go ahead baby."
"Anyway in this far away land lived two princesses named."
"Let me guess their names were Maureen and Mimi." Maureen interrupted.
"No their names were Fofie and Potreen." Mimi started to laugh.
Roger glared at her, "Sorry but Fofie and Potreen. What are they in line for Queen of Stray Cats."
"Damn it! I give up you two are impossible." Roger said.
Maureen and Mimi rolled on the floor with laughter. When they regained composer Mimi said, "Thanks for trying Ranger Roger."
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