Tezz had just finished working on an invention in the lab and went to the rec room. He sat down and turned on the TV. He flipped through the channels he came to the Discovery Channel. An hour later AJ came into the room.

"What cha watching?" he asked. Without looking at him Tezz replied, "Discovery Channel." AJ walked behind the couch and placed his arms around Tezz.

"What are you doing?" asked Tezz.

"Just thinking of a song by the Bloodhound Gang." AJ smirked as he thought of that specific song. "What does that have to do with anything?" AJ jumped over the back of the couch and sat really close to Tezz.

Tezz just looked at him with a 'wtf' face. AJ smirk grew wider as he said, "One part of the song goes 'You and me baby aren't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel'." Tezz only thought about it for a moment but got distracted by a pair of lips on his own.

AJ soon had Tezz on his back and was on top of him. Tezz pushed his hips up and started to grind on AJ.

AJ broke the kiss and smirked. "So, you wanna do it like on the Discovery Channel?" Tezz nodded.

Soon shirts and pants flew into the air. The two of them were down to their boxers. Tezz slowly removed AJ's boxers as AJ removed his. They were now naked on the couch. AJ put his fingers up to Tezz's mouth and he started to suck on them hungrily. After a few seconds AJ removed his fingers for Tezz's mouth and placed them at his entrance.

As one finger made its way in Tezz moaned. Soon another finger was placed inside him. Tezz rode AJ's fingers until the Canadian removed his fingers. Tezz made a small whine from the loss but soon felt something soft yet soiled at his entrance.

As AJ pushed in to him, Tezz clawed his back and bit his shoulder. As soon as AJ was fully buried in him he waited for Tezz to adjust. Moments later Tezz started to rock his hips signaling AJ he could move. AJ started at a slow pace but soon Tezz was begging him to go faster and harder.

AJ responded by doing just that. The two of them were panting heavily. "AJ! I-I think I'm g-going to c-come!" Tezz said, gripping AJ's shoulders harder. AJ nodded and grasped Tezz's hips, moving them to where he could hit deeper.

Soon Tezz screamed as he came over AJ's abdomen. AJ thrusted a few more times and then filled the Russian. They soon collapsed on the couch.

"We should watch the Discovery Channel more often." said AJ, smirking. Tezz just nodded.

At that moment the rest of the BF5 came into the rec room and saw them. Vert looked to the TV then to the two team members on the couch and said, "That's it. No more Discovery Channel for Tezz and AJ."