(Jasper P.O.V.)
"EMMETT!!!!!!" Bella screamed from the upstairs bathroom.
Oh. My. FUCKING. GOD!
This is the fourth time in 10 minutes Emmett ran in there. WHILE our sister is in the bathtub.
"DAMMIT! EMMETT! LEAVE HER ALONE!"I screamed in protest
Then……….silence?
I smell subterfuge.
I walked up the stair to find the bathroom door closed again.
Not good………this is bad……Edward is gonna kill me! Me and Emmett are supposed to be watching her (well mostly me, but lets let Emmett dream)
Out of nowhere all you here is Scream for my Ice-cream, by Dead on the Dance Floor
Again.
I walked to Bella's room and cracked the door open. The first thing that occurred to me were the black walls splattered with other neon colors. Her bright colored bed spread was covered with silver splats as well. Her room was amazing. She had a bright blue couch in the corner and a bright pink vanity table with loads of makeup.
Even the wood floors were black.
Hm….
Wow.
I walked in to see Bella walking out of her bathroom sized closet in black shorts, a Sponge Bob shirt, All black converse, and a black fedora hat.
"HI JAZZY!" she said waving and jumping.
"HI BELLSYY!!!!"I said back, she laughed and put on Hello kitty,by Blood on the dance floor
She started singing and dancing to the inappropriate lyrics.
A couple months ago we finally got Bella to move in with up after much whining.
And I loved it.
Just like I love my little sister.
CRASH!!!!
Was the only sound that came from Emmett's room.
I didn't want to know.
But I suppose I should check.
I grabbed Bella's hand walked to Emmett's room
The crash was gunshots.
Emmett was playing Halo 3 with the volume on 60
Again.
Just the Bella's I-phone rang
Chop, chop, chop you up
Ima monster
Hah Hah Hah
Eat you up like a cannibal
Spit you out like an animal
"Hello?" she said. Like we didn't all know who It was.
"Hey babe. How are the boys doin? Any ass I need to kick?" Edward's voice replied on the other line
Edward had changed. A lot. He cursed like a sailor but Bella still beat his ass in that subject. He dressed differently…..and acted differently. He was friendlier. And it's all because Bella moved in.
"Fuck no! Im having soooooo much fun! So how much progress are you making with the hole 'We're innocent I tell you!' thing" she sniggered into the phone, mocking my statement from earlier when I described where they were going.
"Ha-ha" he laughed sarcastically "Very funny. It's going fine. Those fuckers are hard to budge though. Hah! Hey I'll call you later k? they want to talk again." he replied
"Aww…..OK. Bye." she hung up the phone and looked at me and Emmett. We were staring at here with wide eyes.
"Whaaat?!?!" she yelled, Smiling at the same time. But then the door bell rang.
She ran to it and it was a door to door sales man.
Who was selling doors
"Hey purty lady, How wuld yew like tah purchase a high quality door fer yuh beautiful house, to mach yuh beautiful personality" he said in an obviously fake western accent. And Bella saw right through it.
"What kindah stewpid are yuh?" Bella mimicked his fake accent, only better
"uh...um but ma'am-" the imposer stuttered.
"Obviously we don't need a door. Now im going to close my door, cuz yer lettin all the cool air een" she said mimicking his accent again. Then she promptly shut the door in his artificially tanned face.
She's a keeper.
How was that? Good Bad? Yes No? Don't forget to R&R!!!!PLLLLLLZZZZZZ?!?!!