Day One:

One day at the Smash Manor, the head of the house, Master Hand, decided that the smashers could use a break from the constant killings of their home games as well as those of Brawl. He sent them in two large travel buses for a few weeks road trip. They could go anywhere in three weeks as long as they came back before the month was over. They all packed up and chose their booths in the bus. To their surprise each was actually quite decently roomy. They had a two restaurant style bench seats on either side of the mini-cabin and shelves above said benches to put their items. They all settled in their month long mini homes.

"Oh, Zelda! Get in here!" Peach called from her door. Zelda leaned out part way to respond.

"Uh…um…s-sorry-stop!" she giggled. "I'll, uh, stoooop! I'll join you later." She then was yanked back into her cabbie with a slight squeak as a glove, fingerless and red, shut the door quickly.

"Ah…Samus! Would you join me? Zelda and Link are having a bit of 'fun' at the moment."

"Sorry Princess, I'm not much for company. Try Marth, I'm sure he'd love your company…" she replied, continuing to thumb through the novel in her hands. She's already put everything away and was taking a once over to see who was on this bus. Peach, Mario, both Links, Zelda, Ike, Marth and Snake. Fairly decent by her standards. At least they weren't idiots like Sonic and Falco or brutally forceful like Bowser and Ganon. She entered her cabbie as the bus took off. In a matter of hours the bus finally pulled to a stop. She peered from the rim of her book to find a sunny sky, pale sands and an ocean so pristine and blue with a sky dotted with clouds prettily. She grimaced. 'One thing is bound to happen…' she mentally huffed. As if on cue, Peach stormed into her "room" with Zelda in tow.

"Oh! Sammie!"

"Samus…." She replied trying to even disregard the princesses that were infecting her presence.

"I can't call you Sammie?" Peach pouted.

"No…" she bluntly stated in a tone that said 'leave-me-the-freak-alone' all on its own.

"Well…you never call my name…you always call me 'Princess'."

"That's because you are one, correct?" she flipped a page.

"You don't call me 'Peach' so I don't have to and I won't call you 'Samus' until you do."

"Hey-"

"Any who…" she cut the speech of the bounty huntress for fear of an unwanted tongue lashing. "We're going to play on the beach! Come join us." Samus, finally looking up completely raised an annoyed brow to the blonde.

"Well, it would be nice for you to accompany us Ms. Aran…" Zelda added, more properly than Peach did.

"Just…..Samus…."

"Ah, Samus, we'd love the company." She replied with a gentle smile. Samus always damned that smile whenever she saw it. It forced her into things and just as well as she thought about ten minutes later she found herself in her swimsuit, under the umbrella, on the towel, at the sea shore. She grumbled as she bought her knees to her chest and continued to read. They asked her to come out, nothing more.

"Oh Sammie! You look amazing in that!" said the pink clad princess. Samus's swimsuit would be what anyone would call 'sexy'. It was made to put on as a one piece but with how revealing it was it might as well have been a two piece. It had a collar like her Zero Suit but crossed in the front. Her stomach was revealed through a large circular patch. Then came to crossing again to make the bottom to the swimsuit. The back looking similar to the front except the cutout was more oval than circle, seeing as it was longer. The upper half was light blue and the lower half was darker.

The huntress looked up angrily, glaring at the mushroom princess for numerous offences to her being at this moment. Sadly, the glare was wasted, because she gave no heed to her impeding danger in the form of a blue eyed, blonde haired killer. On the other hand, Zelda quickly noticed the demonic aura in the air around the bounty hunter and went to try to save her friend.

"P-Peach, l-let's leave Samus alone ok?" she inquired yet commanded at the same time.

"But I want Sammie to play!" she whined. 'The aura grows thicker….this isn't good….'

"W-well, we'll see you later okay? Come on now Peach…" she tugged at her arm.

"Not until she agrees. Will you play Sammie?"

"Will you go away Peachie?" death drenched the sentence that hissed from Samus's lips, but that was thrown out the window yet again.

"You called me Peachie! How cute!" hearts could've been floating around Peach at her delight with this. Zelda slapped her forehead at how clueless her friend was at times. A low growl could clearly be heard and registered as coming from Samus. A clear warning of "I'll kill you if you don't leave this instant." At this apparent time Link chose to sneak up on Zelda, quickly wrapping his arms around her waist. She blushed, knowing full well who it was.

"I see you wore your two-piece today Zelda…" he cooed into her elf-like ear.

"Y-yes…" she replied looking down.

"How rude!" Peach squeaked, pouting angrily and puffing her cheeks.

"Huh?" he sighed. How quickly he did forget… "Hi there Princess. Didn't notice you there." Why she always needed to be spoken to, he never understood.

"You never do. You're always distracted by Zelda or dirty thoughts or dirty thoughts of Zelda…" she huffed but you could easily tell she was teasing due to the small smile on her puffy pink lips.

"Peach!" Zelda squeaked, blush worsening.

"It's not my fault. Blame Zelda for being so damn sexy to me."

"LINK!" she covered her face in her horrid embarrassment. This caused a chuckle from Link as he held onto her tighter, placing his chin on her shoulder, nuzzling her cheek to his content. Just to tease, he ran a finger along her side to elect a squeak from her again. "Stoooop…."

"Really." Peach seconded.

"Really…" Samus thirded.

"So anyway, Sammie, will you play?" instant death glare. "Pleeease Sa-HEY!" Peach complained as she was hitched over Link's shoulder. "Wha-what gives?! Put me down now Link!" Peach squealed, shaking her head, arms and legs furiously to try to loosen his grip. Link, getting slightly annoyed at the princess's ponytail hitting him constantly, just smirked.

"Leave her alone Princess. Let her stay to herself." He looked to the huntress as she nodded to him appreciatively. "Come on Zel." He motioned with an outstretched hand and she gladly accepted, waving to Samus her farewell. She nodded yet again and back to her reading.

"Hey…Link…"

"Yes, Princess?"

"Put me-why do you all keep calling me that?"

"Because you're always acting like one…why else?"

"But Zelda's a princess too, you never call her that."

"I know."

"I don't get it."

"Heh, you never will…"

"What does that supposed to mean?!"

"Nothing Princess…nothing at all…" a little while after Peach was dropped into the water, a splash-fest was started. Zelda stood behind Link, him being her Hylian shield. Of course to get her back he lifted her and let her fall into the ocean. More splashing followed suit. Marth smiled weakly at them, mostly due to Link being caught in the middle of the girls' splashing contest.

"Well, he's lucky in a way I guess, huh Ike?" he questioned to the dark blue haired mercenary beside him. He looked down at the bluenette questionably before shrugging.

"Depends on the perspective…"

"Ike…."

"Yes?"

"Why do you never truly answer questions?"

"I don't know."

"You're still doing it…."

"Am I?"

"Stop it…"

"Stop what?" Marth face-palmed in his princely manner at the true confusion in his voice. "Are you okay Marth?"

"Y-yes…yes…" although physically he was shaking his head. Suddenly they were interrupted by a whining scream as Peach flew into Marth's arms.

"Maaaaaarth…." She whined.

"Yes Princess?"

"H-wha? Why does everyone keep doing that?"

"What Princess?"

"I need help! Link and Zelda teamed up on me!"

"Oh, I see…" he sweat-dropped while smiling weakly at the princess. He already knew what would come.

"Will you?"

"S-sure…."

"Bad move Marth…" Link warned. Doing a slight spin in the water he sent a wave toward Peach, Marth from behind as Marth and Ike shielded their faces. Marth growled lowly as Link smirked at the two. "What say you, Prince?"

"Run…." And with barrage of arm sweeps, Zelda and Link were covered in water. A series of giggles came from the Hylian princess and chuckles form the Hylian warrior.

"Didn't know you had it in you Marth." Link teased.

"You'd be surprised."

More of this child-like behavior erupted from the four until Peach noticing that Samus was looking at them. She gave a little way and her response was the lowering of Samus's eyes, making her look annoyed and bored. Afterwards she stared down at the book again.

"Hey! Someone should get Sammie to play!" Peach suggested. Even the most friendliest of suggestions couldn't get them to get within one foot of her. "Zelda?"

"U-uh….um…I don't think we should….and I think you should stop calling her that…"

"Uh-huh, Link?"

"She's not finna castrate me…."

"Marth?"

"N-no thank you Princess…"

"Snake?"

"Even I can see that mission is complete suicide…."

"Tch…you bunch of babies…"

"You can't blame us….she could scare Kirby's appetite away when she's angry…." That poor memory struck Marth's mind while saying so. Peach huffed.

"So who'll-"

"I'll do it." All eyes turned to Ike.

"You will?!" they all questioned, Peach with happiness, the rest in fear.

"All I have to do is get her in the water, correct?"

"Yes!" Peach replied, smiling brilliantly.

"Ok…." And with that he began to trudge out the water.

"Hey Mario, Toon, I think you two should move away….now…" Link called Mario looked confused.

"Whatsa de matter?" Mario inquired. Link pointed to Ike. "Mama mia…itsa dead-a man –a walking…." And with that, he grabbed Toon Link and went to another point to finish teaching him the art of sand castles.

Ike soon approached the reading Samus. The only thing giving away his presence was the extra shadow blocking the page.

"Can you excuse yourself mercenary?"

"Can you get in the water bounty hunter?"

"No."

"Same here."

"Seriously, I'm trying to read…"

"I'm trying to get that Princess to stop whining about you."

"Go away."

"When you get in the water."

"I'm not going."

"Not by choice anyway….."

"What? The he-" Ike snatched Samus's book away, placed the bookmark and threw it off in the sand someplace. "HEY! What the hell?! I swear Ike I'll-wha?! Put me down damn it!" Ike hitched her over his shoulder, much like Link did Peach earlier on. He swung her around so that she was facing forward, her legs at this back. Unable to lean up, she yelled into his abdomen. "Ike! Put me down now!" he sighed. At least he was smart enough to turn her this way. Through many brawls he learned the hard way her kicks were stronger than her punches, and he wasn't for having any kicks to the groin anytime soon……

Everyone in the water watched in awe at what was happening. First they started talking. No one had any CLUE of what they were saying. Then suddenly he tossed off her book like it was an empty ray gun. They almost all winced fearing the worst. Then the most amazing thing, the only feat that Ike could've have ever done and lived through. He picked her up, OFF the GROUND and was heading for the water. Shouts of "Put me down" and random threats were all ignored by the man carrying her but were still liable threats to everyone else.

"Ike, release me now!"

"You sure?"

"Yes!"

"Okay…" and with an over head throw, he threw into the depths of blue. He looked over to the group blank-faced. "Done…"

"Yay! Thank you! …..hm?" she looked towards Marth, who was now tugging at her hand. "What is it?"

"P-P-Peach….come over here…" Peach complied but looked confused.

"Why?"

"Because…..Ike is about to die…it's a shame really….I'll lose my second fire emblem brethren…" at this Samus finally emerged from the waters and Ike had just noticed the distance between them all. He then looked to Samus. She was wiping her eyes as well as shaking her head to get some water out of her bangs. As she did so, her eyes locked onto the target.

"Ike…." Ike barely had time to turn before she tackled him into the water. She held him under until he sprung up, sending her backwards into the water again. He smirked. 'She's actually fighting with me…' she then grabbed him by the arms and slung him in sideways. She emerged with a slight grin. 'That's what I thought…' He popped above water, to her surprise, and placed a hand on her head to keep her submerged. 'Gotta do better than that…" he thought, almost fully smiling at this point. She yanked his legs from under him, making flail before he fell. "Nice try!" she proclaimed, cocky grin in place of the predicted scowl. She was then quickly over turned, pushed down by the shoulders.

"Gotcha." A toothy smile on his face. The others looked astonished. Miracles were happening today by bounds. Samus hadn't killed Peach for numerous reasons. She also hadn't killed Ike for throwing her in the water. Even more amazing than that Ike and Samus, the most serious people, were smiling, having fun for Christ's sake! Link thought he'd went insane watching the two. Suddenly Ike stopped smiling and looked confused. Samus was no longer underneath him. He scanned the water but found her too late as she sprung out and tackled him to deep waters. Ike, being caught by surprise had no chance to take a breath. Samus noticed this too late and too deep. 'Damn…at this rate, he'll drown…' in a loss of thought, grabbed his face and forced herself to give him air. With Ike floating back to conscience, blinked a few times before processing what happened.

'Is Samus…?' he then took in the immediate fact that they were breathing simultaneously. 'No….it's mouth to mouth…' he placed his hand against her, incidentally on her chest but neither paid it mind as they swam for the surface.

"Think he's dead?" Snake questioned to no one in particular.

"Nah. Ike's fought freakin jungle men and tigers and bears." Link joked. "A little water's not gonna kill him…"

"But Samus isn't 'a little water'…."

"Heh…point taken….but I can bet Ike's not dead."

"How much?"

"How about a steak dinner for me and Zel if I win. And you?"

"Month's worth of cigs…" he smirked.

"Okay, deal." They sealed this with a handshake.

"Honestly…." Zelda sighed. Then they all looked to the water. Nothing….nothing…..nothing….Blonde.

"Nice…." Snake jeered. Bluenette. Snake jaw dropped.

"Yes!" Link fist pumped the air.

"Damn it…" the army man grumbled. Ike and Samus panted to catch breath and when it was finally captured a long glance was shared between the two before. SPLASH! A laugh from Ike. A grumble and a splash from Samus. Soon splashes went from everyone as they found themselves playing until the sun began to set. Everyone, feeling it was time to pack in, everyone set out to the bus. Suddenly Samus remembered something. Just as suddenly as she remembered, she yanked Ike back by the strands of his headband.

"What?"

"You gotta help me find my book."

"Huh?"

"You threw it, you help me find it okay?" before he had a chance to refuse she transferred from headband to arm and pulled him back to the beach. He huffed as he scoured the sands for the hardback book. This went on for about ten minutes until Ike's hand crossed the binding. Picking it up he asked:

"What's so special about this book of yours?"

"It…..it's….private…."

"I see…." He replied flipping through the pages reading select passages as she kept searching. Stopping on one in particular, a smile crossed his face. "Samus…"

"Yeah?"

"You're a pervert…"

"H-Huh?!" she spun around, catching him in the act of scanning the contents. "Give….me…that…book…"

"Make me, pervert…" at this, Samus lunged for Ike but just as quickly he dodged and sprinted for the bus. Samus was hot on his trail but not close enough for her liking. 'Damn! Without all that extra crap he wears he's freakin fast!' Ike darted up the bus stairs into anyone's cabin, Toon Link's to be exact. Unfortunately, she saw and followed inside. He darted out as she went in. he ran up the front of the bus, Samus not far behind. He pushed Link and Zelda into their cabbie while running into Mario's cabbie. Again, she followed. It hadn't changed. Whenever she attacked he dodged. In the middle of all this Ike could swear he heard Mario scream "What the hell?!" in plain English but he wasn't focused on that.

"DAMN IT IKE! Stop jumpin around like a gad damn monkey!" she was frustrated and her patience was completely frazzled by this point. A laugh escaped him at this request as he fumbled with the door. She lunged and it opened. He dodged as she hit the floor. Looking up at him she noticed one thing. He was smiling like crazy. This was instant infuriation now. He ran into his own cabbie and locked the door, panting as he leaned against it. She pounded the door relentlessly. "Ike! Open this gad damn door! I mean it!"

"Would you open the door to a crazy woman trying the kill you?" Oooooh she could just HEAR the smile in his voice.

"I SWEAR on my LIFE I will freaking MURDER you! OPEN THE DOOR!"

"No…" a chuckle beforehand.

"I-UURGH!!!" she went inside her cabbie, slamming it behind her. Everyone else peeked out the doors that they either owned or were shoved into.

"Oh my…" was all Zelda could say. Mario was absolutely peeved. Toon Link was annoyed because he'd been woken up from his nap by the sudden barge-in. Marth having been shoved into Peach's cabbie by Samus, peeked out above the blonde princess.

"For crying out loud….was all that necessary?" the blonde below him giggling at his reaction. Link was in full out laughter behind his princess. Snake just shook his head. Samus's cabbie flew open and all others shut simultaneously. Samus, some object in hand, began picking the lock on the mercenary door. She barged in upon almost immediate access and glared down at the laying Ike with a face that just spelled "kill". He instantly shuffled back as Samus charged with a battle cry. All that was heard was shuffling, growling and then a loud thump and a wham. After the door slamming shut everything went silent.

"Hey…..Zel…"

"Y-yeah?"

"I might own Snake after all….."

The current position left no real movement possible. Ike was on the floor, leaned against one of the seats and Samus was on her knees over him, reaching for the book Ike held out of reach. It wouldn't be so hard if his free hand wasn't pushing her head down either.

"Give me…my book…"

"You love it that much?"

"Ike! Let go!"

"No." a chuckle again. "Why does he laugh with every damn refusal?!'

"Why do you want it?!"

"So you won't have it."

"That isn't a reason!"

"It's reason enough…."

"Stop smiling!"

"No." another laugh.

"Damn you to hell mercenary!" she leaned higher, incidentally pressing herself further against Ike as it were.

"Stop that."

"I will once you give it back!" she shifted her knee, rubbing "something" very badly.

"D-don't do that…" she blinked then a sly smile crossed her features.

"What? Thiiiiiiis?" she began to move her leg in a circular motion.

"Samus….stop…"

"Make me." He stared at her for a second before letting her go, causing her to fall forward. Putting her book aside he wrapped his arms around her, holding her in place. "Wha-" she was stopped by lips crashing into hers. Her eyes widend as he not only did that but at how his hands slowly began to roam her body. She thrashed around as much as she could. She felt the smile against her lips. She yanked back as he found the need to let go. "W-What the hell?!" He just continued to smile. With a growl she went to slap him. He simply caught her hand and pulled her in for a kiss on the cheek. She simply stared at him flushed and frustrated. He folded his legs and rested his cheek on the back of his hand.

"Go to bed Samus…" she furrowed her brow at him. "Good night or I'll do it again…" she looked annoyed at him then defeated and walked back to her cabin. Once settling in, something dawned on her.

"Damn it all, you still have my book!"

"Go to bed Samus!"

"………………………………………………………………..ugh….."

(A/N) lol just so you all know, yes I am going to continue this for sure. I want reviews people! Tell me your ideas and what you think about it so far I really want to know and if you read it (before f7) sorry about that! That's what happens when I try to speed type. And also, a couple of my friends think I should mature this story, tell me what you think about that too! R&R ppls!