Hump Day in Halloween Town

I took out a book and began reading After a while, I sighed amazingly."I wonder what Halloween Town really looks like". Suddenly, a gust of wind came from inside the picture. "Oh, no". Before I knew it, I was being pulled into the story book itself. When I landed on the hard ground, several monsters like, ghosts, goblins, witches, vampires, and many others were roaming the streets. When they saw me, I loudly proclaimed: "Oh, oh". "Guess what day it is"? "Guess what day it is"? "Huh...Anybody"? I walked up to the Mayor, who was busy going over the plans for next year's Halloween. "Hey Mayor". "Guess what day is it"? But the two-faced politician was too distracted to listen. "Aw, come on". "I know you can hear me". Then, I walked past Jack Skellington, The Pumpkin King, who was watching me quizzically, scratching his skull. "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, "What day is it, Jack"? Jack stared at me, raising an eyebrow. "Ha ha ha"! I laughed. Then, I walked over to Sally, who was also busy at her sewing table. "Hey Sally, what day is it"? Sally was silent for a moment or two, then she quietly said: "It's Hump Day". I grinned. "WHOO HOO"! Two men stood on the small stage, playing their guitars. "How happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO"? One of them asked. "I'd say happier than a camel on Wednesday". The other answered. "HUMP DAY"! "YAY"! I said in a low voice.