On the first day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
A vacation home in Subreality.
On the second day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the third day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the fourth day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the fifth day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the sixth day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Six Summers-a-angsting, Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the seventh day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Seven muses a-plotting, Six Summers-a-angsting, Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the eighth day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Eight plot holes a-filling, Seven muses a-plotting, Six Summers-a-angsting, Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the ninth day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Nine readers a-reading, Eight plot holes a-filling, Seven muses a-plotting, Six Summers-a-angsting, Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the tenth day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Ten ficwriters a-meeting, Nine readers a-reading, Eight plot holes a-filling, Seven muses a-plotting, Six Summers-a-angsting, Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the eleventh day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Eleven Dawns a-dying, Ten ficwriters a-meeting, Nine readers a-reading, Eight plot holes a-filling, Seven muses a-plotting, Six Summers-a-angsting, Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.
On the twelfth day of X-mas, my archivist gave to me:
Twelve subcafe'ers a-chatting, Eleven Dawns a-dying, Ten ficwriters a-meeting, Nine readers a-reading, Eight plot holes a-filling, Seven muses a-plotting, Six Summers-a-angsting, Five Chaaaaaain-saaaaws, Four hundred part epics, Three brothers drunk, Two sentient slippers, and a vacation home in Subreality.