A Spike Through the Hart

by kkpsigirl

A dialogue-only drabble featuring Jack and Ianto, watching TV at home, when Ianto makes a connection. (Ianto's dialogue is italicized. Jack's dialogue is normal.)

You know, I understand Hart's appeal now.

Really?

Sure. I mean, it's not hard to figure out knowing now that you grew up watching Earth's "ancient" television shows. Are you seriously telling me you've never noticed how much John Hart resembles your favorite television vampire?

I honestly never made the connection until now, but yea, I see it.

Want to know a secret?

Of course.

I always fancied Spike a bit growing up.

Oh, really?

Yep. Want to know another secret?

Is it just as intriguing as the last one?

When Hart offered the orgy… I would have said yes.