Switched!
Summary: What happens when Yuki and Tohru switch couples with Harry and Hermione? YukixHermione, HarryxTohru
Yuki and Tohru were walking down the street. They had gone to the movie theater to see Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. "I loved it!" Tohru said excitedly. "Yeah." Yuki replied. Then Yuki went to check the mailbox, to see if any mail had come. There was a parcel, and it was addressed to: Tohru Honda, Shigure's house, Japan. Then, he heard an owl hoot. He looked around, and saw a great, big barn owl. Apparently, it had delivered the parcel. "Thank you." He breathed. "Hoot hoot." Said the owl, and it flew away. "Tohru, there's mail for you." Yuki called out to her. "Me?" she asked. "Yes, let's open it inside." He suggested. "Sure." She said as she took his hand in hers and walked toward the house. Kyo, Kagura Shigure, Hatori, Hiro, Kisa, Haru, Ayame, (to Yuki's disgust) and Momiji were already at the table. "what are you all doin' here?" Yuki asked. "Oh, little brother!" Ayame said, trying to embrace Yuki. Yuki dodged his flailing arms just in time. "Tohru, why don't you invite Hana and Uo?" Shigure asked. Tohru, still confused why everybody was here, said "Sure Shigure, but why?" "You got mail from an owl for Pete's sake! Call them in case something goes wrong." He replied, as he winced from the sight of Uo and her steel pipe. "Oh, you saw, huh?" She said, embarrassed. "Of course I saw! It was pecking on my head until I dropped a gold dollar coin in its unusual pouch hanging from its feet. She quickly ran over to the phone and dialed Hana's number. Hana answered it at the first ring, she said "I'll be over right away, Tohru." And hung up. Then she dialed Uo's phone number, she answered it the 2and ring, "hello?" Uo said. "Hi, Uo! Can you come over?" Tohru asked "Sure, when?" she replied. "Right now?" Tohru said. "Why? Has that hentai inu done something? Anyways, I'll be right over." and she hung up. In 5 minutes Hana and Uo was on Shigure doorstep. Uo had her steel pipe. Shigure flinched at the sight of the pair, and opened the door. Uo immediately raised her pipe, "No! Uo stop!" Tohru's voice yelled. Everybody froze; they'd never heard Tohru yell so loud before. "Uo, HE invited you over for a DIFFERENT reason." Tohru said as her head popped out from behind the door. Uo lowered her pipe and then asked, "Then why'd he invite us?" "I got an unusual letter, delivered from AN OWL." She responded. "Then, why is EVERYBODY here?" Uo asked. Tohru stopped. She didn't know why.
Author: Hi! This is my first fanfic. I'll be reffered to 'me' in this fanfic.
me: Sorry, i know that it's so short. the next chapter will be long, I PROMISE. I never break any promises.
Harry: hi.
Me: Hi!
Harry: I know your identity.
Me: Fine, who am i?
Harry: You're 15 and your name is Christy.
Me: Damn! How'd you find out?
Harry: I have my resources.
Christy: Hermione!
Hermione: Yes?
Christy: you told Potter my identity, right?
Hermione: (looks innocent) no.
Christy: You did, Harry, did you bribe her?
Harry: -with an innocent tone- no. -bats eyelashes- ughh, that's so disgusting coming from a boy.
Christy: (glares swords into Harry) Well, Yuki, Tohru, what do you think about the first chapter?
Yuki: It's great!
Tohru: Yeah!
Christy: Well, see ya all in the next chapter. Oh, and I'll only make the next chapter if i get at least 5 reviews. ha ha ha! I'm evil! Muhahahaha!