Okay people I again watched some Shippuuden episodes up to during and after the fight with Hidan (Asuma's death). And then it hit me, I remember how angry I was when I seen Shikamaru totally lose his cool and start wailing when he was at home, it re-lit my hate for Hidan, so I decided to do a new end to this saga, the CrazyShikamaruFan way…heheheheheheheh…

Ps. This story may be crazy but it's my dream so enjoy the inside of my head! And just so you know this will be the only story that Shikamaru won't star in!

-Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuuden! If I did, Asuma's death would have never happen and I would just make Shikamaru take out a pistol and shoot him. (screw the rules about guns not existing Hell Yeah! XD)

So please review and enjoy!

*SLAM* That's all I did to my computer desk the second I seen Shikamaru's jaw start to chatter. As soon as I seen his face before Shikaku shut the door I was enraged. Hidan was going to DIE. Time to put my dad's invention to good use! I went downstairs into my living room, I wandered around for a while, looking for the most deadliest thing I could find, but I ended up getting nothing! How come my mum was so bad tempered but never kept anything in the house to help fulfil her violent thoughts? Jeeeez what a woman! But I knew I had to find something…

'Think Megan…Think!' I thought to myself, pacing back and fourth between the living room and the kitchen, until… I clicked.

'Nicole! Of course! She's crazy, she'll have something! But… then she'll want in on it…oh well the more the merrier!' I thought.

But I was going to need one more person, for my three Shikafan squad.

' Not Rebecca… she loves Hidan… and Iona will just go chasing after Gaara and Danielle hates anime, and well Hannah is my sister nough said…' I thought hard, turning a pencil round and round with my free hand.

'Cherie!' I thought sharply.

Of course Cherie could be in it, she likes Shikamaru, and she doesn't like Hidan -I think at least- I'll call them and then I'll tell them my plan… because I can force them into coming even if they refuse hehehe….

When Nicole and Cherie got to my house, Cherie jumped on me when I opened the door.

"!" Cherie squealed as she clambered off of me, her eyes gleaming with her excitement. Nicole just smiled and helped me up.

"Sooo…" Nicole said, looking around outside. "You gonna let us in?"

- oooooh look! Time passing! Very Interesting… :3 -

"We'll Meeeeegaaaannnn this plan sounds cool and all but I found one contraction in you masterplan… How the FUCK do we get there?" Nicole said putting her hands on her hips. Cherie came up to me and poked my head with her finger.

"Shika-chan knows what to do, cos she's got smarticles." Cherie said continuing to poke my head until I gave her an evil look that made her stop. I nodded and explained.

"For once Cherie is right, I do know a way, my dad has an invention: it was meant to do something really important but I changed it to attach my computer that opens a programme that can hopefully transport us into Naruto Shippuuden for a short period of time; up to seven days approx; I've only transported a bird there until it came back but; it could work on us if we all squeeze on the Wii fit board that I programmed to transport us; so when I click the button we have two minutes to get on it. Got it?

Cherie looked confused, and Nicole burst out laughing

"Okay… it's official Megan you're a bam pot! You being a little smarter than the class average only gets you so far into bullshitting me!" She snorted. I scowled.

"Just get on the damn board Nicole!"

"Okay! WHATEVER you say crazy lady!" She snorted again, stepping onto the board. This better work, can't have Nicole of all things thinking I'm nuts.

"Ready…. Go!" I shouted quickly.

We all ran quickly and huddled onto the board. But then I jumped off quickly and ran to the computer desk.

"Megan! Christ sake what is it!" Nicole shouted trying to get me to hurry.

"Forgot this!" I shouted back grabbing a picture of Asuma off the desk. I hurriedly ran back and onto the Wii board.

"What do you need that for Shika-chan?" Cherie asked glancing at the picture.

"You'll see…" I said slyly as the two minutes were up. Everything went black for a moment., but then I seen what I was hoping to see. All around me a detailed cartoon forest, with two detailed anime Nicole and Cherie. I was a fucking genius.

"It worked…" Nicole said in disbelief, looking at her animated body. Cherie was shocked too, I guess under all of that positive talk, she though I was joking too.

"Well we all know the plan, so lets go and kill Hidan before Shikamaru does!" I announced.

Luckily I if I did set the location and time right, we would not be too far away, well before Team Asuma will get there, or even plan to. We've got seven days. How hard can it be?

Thank you for reading! Please review!

Ps. Sorry it's a bit short, other chapters will be longer hopefully!

Love,

Shika-chan xxx