Method to piss off Sasuke.
Tell him Orochimaru wants him for his body.
Show him photos of Orochimaru cheating on him with Kabuto.
Pack his man purse and send him back to Konoha.
On the way he runs into Itachi, who doesn't want to fight him anymore because it might hurt ruin his nails.
Sasuke is back in Konoha and finds that all his clothes (specifically his underwear) have gone missing.
Suggest to Sasuke's fan girls that they find out if he prefers boxers, briefs or if he goes commando.
Proceed to incite said fan girls by saying 'SasGay' can only ever love naruto.
Put picture of Naruto and Sasuke kissing on a billboard.
Stand back and watch hissy fit.