Alright this is a simple one shot. If you go onto my profile about halfway down, there's a list of things you shouldn't do related to Harry Potter, Twilight, and Percy Jackson. I thought it would be cute to do a compilation of all of the one-shots. It will be in separate chapters for each one so there will be a fairly large amount. Read and Review!
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Chapter 1- Who died and made you boss? 3rd Person Point of View
Harry walked down the hallway thinking about how he had become the leader of 'Dumbledore's Army' or the D.A. One minute he, Hermione, and Ron were talking and laughing then the next Hermione was saying that she thought that Harry should be the teacher of their defense group they were putting together. She went on about how he was more skilled than any of them and that he had had more experience with Dementors, Lord Voldemort, and everything. Then they came up with a fairly large amount of people and they all signed up, saying they wanted Harry to teach them considering how bad of a teacher Umbridge is.
Harry walked down the corridor, deep in thought. As he walked, he passed by Draco Malfoy. Malfoy was one of the worst people in Hogwarts and he was definitely a vile person. Draco pulled Harry aside snapping him out of his thoughts. "So who died and made you boss, Potter? Yeah, we know about your little defensive group. Umbridge is planning on busting down the door any day now."
"No one died and made me boss, Draco. Actually, they wanted me to be leader because I'm qualified to be a leader. I'm not a prick like you and your little friends. It's not my fault that your precious Dark Lord has tried fighting me five times so far and failed EVERY TIME! I never wanted to be the 'popular' one okay? The attention is annoying and when girls fawn over you, it gets old fast, okay? I didn't ask for anything that has happened to me or my friends."
People walking in the hallway stopped and stared at Harry as he told Draco off. No one, I mean no one, ever did that. Unless, they had a death wish that is. Draco's face turned bright red and he started to turn away. The Great Hall's doors opened and out came Professor Snape. Expecting to have detention, he bowed his head but when the professor started clapping Harry picked his head up. He rose a single eyebrow in question and the potions professor just gave Harry a sly wink and walked away.
As he left, everyone that had heard Harry started clapping and Fred and George walked up to Harry.
"Well done mate." Fred or George said.
"Couldn't have done it better myself. Showed that git what he deserved." The other said.
Later that evening, Ron and Hermione saw Harry in the Common Room with Ginny. They smiled and saw Harry telling her something. His arms were flailing wildly and his face was very expressive.
"And then, Snape winked at me and walked away! He's never let me off the hook before. What made this time different?" He exclaimed. Ron laughed at Harry and he sat back on the couch, with his arm almost around Ginny's small frame.
Alright, review and another one-shot will be up soon!