This song is a ripoff of the song from Dick Figures. I dont own anything.

You were warned.

Twilight make your flank clap.

Put that flank into my lap.

Crusin' down these pony streets.

Jammin' to my hoofstep beats.

Rawr rawr rawr, Spikes a dinosaur!

Fluttershy, hand me my broad sword.

Oh my god, he's eatin' you!

Oh crap! Now he's tryin' to eat me too!

Yeah right! I'm a brony guy!

I shoot lazers out of my eyes!

Big Macintosh said to me...

EEYUP!

Whooo!

(yeah!)

(Got my headphones, phones. Got my head pho-pho-pho-phones.

Got my headphones, phones. Got my head pho-pho-pho-phones)

Now I'm headed to the club.

Make it rain and pop some bub.

Applejack gets in my face.

For poopin' allover the place.

(uh huh. uh. Got my headphones. Got my mike. Y'all ready for this? And I'm outta time)

I swing my cap to the back.

(I can toast to that.)

I make my ballsack slap on her flank crack.

(I am levelin' up.

I got bub in my cup)

I got dat flank in my lap.

(Make dat flank clap)

Make dat flank clap

Make dat-make dat flank clap.

Make dat flank clap

Make dat flank clap.

Make dat flank clap

Make dat-make dat flank clap.

Make dat flank clap

Make dat flank clap.

(Yeah. Got my headphones, phones. Got my head pho-pho-pho-phones.

Got my headphones, phones. Got my head pho-pho-pho-phones.)

(These are sounds that sound cool. Y'all ready for this?)

Raritys got style, and (lyrics missing)

I got her flank against my hoof, it's like a thousand degrees.

I am red hot fire! I got sexy appeal.

I want her flank up to my face for every one of my meals.

All the fillys like my movements and my talented voice.

(If I wasn't your roomie, I would complain 'bout the noise)

Rainbow Dash is poppin' bottles. Pinkies droppin' the beat.

I need the hymlitch right away!

I think I swallowed a beeeeee!

(Got my headphones, phones. Got my head pho-pho-pho-phones.

Got my headphones, phones. Got my head pho-pho-pho-phones)

Fi-illys, and Co-olts.

On the dancefloor, makin' foals.

Fi-illys, and Co-olts.

On the dancefloor, makin' foals!

(These are sounds that sound cool... In the microphone.)